OH HAPPY DAY!!! 
Thanks to an eagle-eyed Niesche I am now the proud owner of the best electronic video game in the world ever and then some...
The Mighty Sensible Soccer!
I only ordered it a couple of days ago and it's already arrived. No fancy console required. Just unpack it, stick it in your tele' and away we go.
Way back in the heady days of the Amiga, many an hour has been spent battling away on the pixelated turfs of this golden classic. Playing with great hand picked teams such as the very talented 'Big Tits United'. Not every game gives you the monumental pleasure of 'Scoring with Cindy Crawford''!
So here we go, let's take a trip down memory lane and...
RE-RUN THE FUN !!!
Sensible Soccer 2 Player - Plug 'n' Play - Available at Firebox.com
The big red box of firey goodness.
Behold the treasures which lie within.
It's all here everything you could ever wish for...
The game of gods !!!
Peruse the brochure in wonderment.
These remind me of an ex-fuckbuddy.
...and THE Limited Edition T-Shirt!!! Gold-dust!
Have you ever seen anything like this before?
It's what dreams are made of.
Bastard! A bit tight around me chunky frame... Niesche?
Aye Up. Me tea's going cold.
NOT One !... NOT Two !... Well actually... TWO!
Here it is in all it's heavenly glory.
A wee little Megadrive. Aint that cute..?
Or in Marvins case... "Fuck me! that's a big'un!"
Just Plug 'n'.... Damnit! No power...
Shit-Ache.
Screwdriver?... Screwdriver?...
SCREWDRIVER!
Open it up...
Tealeaf these...
Slam in the lamb!
AWESOME-O-POWER !!!
Assume the position.
Come to Pappy !!!
That's what I'm talking about.
A joyous plethora of magical options.
Pitch Type - Normal.
An important decision, which teams to 'break it in' with ?
England of course - in a traditional 4-4-2 formation.
ENGLAND Vs GERMANY. Let's get it on... Achtung Baby!
On they come... The tension's mounting.
And they're off.
An early corner... "Come On England!"
Level pegging, Even Stevens at Half Time... "It's a game of two halves",
I substitute 'Paul Guscoin' for 'Paul Once'
PENALTY!!!! You fouling Nazi's !!!...
GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL !!!!
(Nearing Full-Time)....
Could it be England have won their maiden game in this arena !?
The final result.
YEAAAAAHHHHHH !!!! CHAMP-ION-EH !! CHAMP-ION-EH !!
Thanks to an eagle-eyed Niesche I am now the proud owner of the best electronic video game in the world ever and then some...
The Mighty Sensible Soccer!
I only ordered it a couple of days ago and it's already arrived. No fancy console required. Just unpack it, stick it in your tele' and away we go.
Way back in the heady days of the Amiga, many an hour has been spent battling away on the pixelated turfs of this golden classic. Playing with great hand picked teams such as the very talented 'Big Tits United'. Not every game gives you the monumental pleasure of 'Scoring with Cindy Crawford''!
So here we go, let's take a trip down memory lane and...
RE-RUN THE FUN !!!
Sensible Soccer 2 Player - Plug 'n' Play - Available at Firebox.com
The big red box of firey goodness.
Behold the treasures which lie within.
It's all here everything you could ever wish for...
The game of gods !!!
Peruse the brochure in wonderment.
These remind me of an ex-fuckbuddy.
...and THE Limited Edition T-Shirt!!! Gold-dust!
Have you ever seen anything like this before?
It's what dreams are made of.
Bastard! A bit tight around me chunky frame... Niesche?
Aye Up. Me tea's going cold.
NOT One !... NOT Two !... Well actually... TWO!
Here it is in all it's heavenly glory.
A wee little Megadrive. Aint that cute..?
Or in Marvins case... "Fuck me! that's a big'un!"
Just Plug 'n'.... Damnit! No power...
Shit-Ache.
Screwdriver?... Screwdriver?...
SCREWDRIVER!
Open it up...
Tealeaf these...
Slam in the lamb!
AWESOME-O-POWER !!!
Assume the position.
Come to Pappy !!!
That's what I'm talking about.
A joyous plethora of magical options.
Pitch Type - Normal.
An important decision, which teams to 'break it in' with ?
England of course - in a traditional 4-4-2 formation.
ENGLAND Vs GERMANY. Let's get it on... Achtung Baby!
On they come... The tension's mounting.
And they're off.
An early corner... "Come On England!"
Level pegging, Even Stevens at Half Time... "It's a game of two halves",
I substitute 'Paul Guscoin' for 'Paul Once'
PENALTY!!!! You fouling Nazi's !!!...
GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL !!!!
(Nearing Full-Time)....
Could it be England have won their maiden game in this arena !?
The final result.
YEAAAAAHHHHHH !!!! CHAMP-ION-EH !! CHAMP-ION-EH !!
See you in a week holmes, get fucking practicing.....
xo
times a billion