Hey you beautiful folks I have missed you. Seems like I have missed a lot going on in everyones lives, and I apologize for my lack of presence here in the wonderful world that is known as Suicide Girls. Life has been going pretty fast here, health has too until recently, and so I am feeling better and trying to treat myself a tad better as well. My daughter is growing up way too fast, and its killing me. I want the days where I was absolutely required back, but such is life and I am learning to deal with it. Overworked, under laid, and speeding to my destiny at break neck speeds. All in a days work I suppose.
Its rant time because it seems like its been forever since I have gotten to vent in a public forum without worrying about mob action against me. So bear with me as I run down a list of recent events that have got me thinking Anarchy all over again. Ok, I just read a poll asking if smoking should be banned in all public areas. I saw a news report about life in America, how we are fat and lazy and why it came to be that way. I watch the news every night (I guess I am asking for it) and over the past few months noticed dozens of kids go missing, and not too many safe returns of said children, the ones with the most coverage are the rich white ones of course. I watched as the governments of 11 countries united in the largest piracy crackdown ever to rid the world of the pirate menace. I watched some geeks at NASA decide that they must unlock the secrets of the universe by blasting an 850 pound projectile at a comet at a cost of 6 months and 233 million dollars. Oh, lets not forget the continuing coverage of Iraq that would be a sin. Beautiful, just fucking beautiful. Here are some of my conclusions and opinions.
First off, second hand smoke isnt what causes the smog over every major city in the world. LA for example. Want me to quit smoking; dont put the damned things on every shelf in every store in every neighborhood in the world. I know its bad for me; I can read you primitive fuckheads. It comes down to simple courtesy. If it bothers you, I wont smoke around you, you simply have to ask nicely if I mind not smoking. As for you smokers out there with an attitude, when someone asks you nicely, put the damned thing out, dont be a dick about it. But I refuse to have another freedom stripped away simply because lawmakers see us as sheep and the tobacco companies as an ally. This brings me to our next item.
Why are so many kids being abducted/molested/killed? Well its because there are so many damned laws now that have been put into effect over the stupidest of things that we cant afford the time/manpower to enforce the important ones. Plus with everyone going to jail for music piracy and soliciting prostitutes and smoking pot and bomb threats and what have you, the prisons are over crowded and we just have to let some folks go. We try to enforce the parole and sex offender registration, but we just cant because we have too many laws to enforce and not enough folks to do it. Not to mention the cost of keeping prisoners. Cant afford it because most criminals are poor and cant afford the costs of lawyers and fines and what have you so most of the stuff goes unpaid. I saw where a poor shmuck that pirated Microsoft got 5 years and a 50,000 dollar fine. What did the Enron and Worldcom suits get?
Eleven Countries united in cracking down on movie/game/software piracy in a record operation to save Lucas Revenge of the Sith. My god, I dont think 11 countries assisted in the war on fucking terrorism. Did 11 countries come together to find that girl in Aruba? Did 11 countries ever come together to clean up an oil spill? Have 11 countries come together to rid the world of child pornography? Nope, not once in my research did I see anything of the sort. Dont be surprised to start seeing candidate sponsorship in your movies and games in the future.
Finally, $233 million dollars to unlock the secrets of the universe? Plus we cheered them on? Christ on a pogo stick!!! We havent unlocked the secrets of mankind or earth yet and we think finding out how the universe was formed will help us how? Will it lead to Universe in a box or Create your own universe with common fucking household products? Figure out how to feed a nation for free or how to stop a serial killer before they grow up before you waste my time telling me how the universe (where I am but a mere speck sucking up precious air and polluting it with my second hand smoke) came from. I dont fucking care, its not like ill be in it long enough to warrant knowing. Save an endangered species so we can eat them again or something. Damn do something intelligent with your intelligence, moron.
That is all for now, and the reason I rant is because I love every one of you precious bad-asses.
Demand a New Constitution!
KoS
Its rant time because it seems like its been forever since I have gotten to vent in a public forum without worrying about mob action against me. So bear with me as I run down a list of recent events that have got me thinking Anarchy all over again. Ok, I just read a poll asking if smoking should be banned in all public areas. I saw a news report about life in America, how we are fat and lazy and why it came to be that way. I watch the news every night (I guess I am asking for it) and over the past few months noticed dozens of kids go missing, and not too many safe returns of said children, the ones with the most coverage are the rich white ones of course. I watched as the governments of 11 countries united in the largest piracy crackdown ever to rid the world of the pirate menace. I watched some geeks at NASA decide that they must unlock the secrets of the universe by blasting an 850 pound projectile at a comet at a cost of 6 months and 233 million dollars. Oh, lets not forget the continuing coverage of Iraq that would be a sin. Beautiful, just fucking beautiful. Here are some of my conclusions and opinions.
First off, second hand smoke isnt what causes the smog over every major city in the world. LA for example. Want me to quit smoking; dont put the damned things on every shelf in every store in every neighborhood in the world. I know its bad for me; I can read you primitive fuckheads. It comes down to simple courtesy. If it bothers you, I wont smoke around you, you simply have to ask nicely if I mind not smoking. As for you smokers out there with an attitude, when someone asks you nicely, put the damned thing out, dont be a dick about it. But I refuse to have another freedom stripped away simply because lawmakers see us as sheep and the tobacco companies as an ally. This brings me to our next item.
Why are so many kids being abducted/molested/killed? Well its because there are so many damned laws now that have been put into effect over the stupidest of things that we cant afford the time/manpower to enforce the important ones. Plus with everyone going to jail for music piracy and soliciting prostitutes and smoking pot and bomb threats and what have you, the prisons are over crowded and we just have to let some folks go. We try to enforce the parole and sex offender registration, but we just cant because we have too many laws to enforce and not enough folks to do it. Not to mention the cost of keeping prisoners. Cant afford it because most criminals are poor and cant afford the costs of lawyers and fines and what have you so most of the stuff goes unpaid. I saw where a poor shmuck that pirated Microsoft got 5 years and a 50,000 dollar fine. What did the Enron and Worldcom suits get?
Eleven Countries united in cracking down on movie/game/software piracy in a record operation to save Lucas Revenge of the Sith. My god, I dont think 11 countries assisted in the war on fucking terrorism. Did 11 countries come together to find that girl in Aruba? Did 11 countries ever come together to clean up an oil spill? Have 11 countries come together to rid the world of child pornography? Nope, not once in my research did I see anything of the sort. Dont be surprised to start seeing candidate sponsorship in your movies and games in the future.
Finally, $233 million dollars to unlock the secrets of the universe? Plus we cheered them on? Christ on a pogo stick!!! We havent unlocked the secrets of mankind or earth yet and we think finding out how the universe was formed will help us how? Will it lead to Universe in a box or Create your own universe with common fucking household products? Figure out how to feed a nation for free or how to stop a serial killer before they grow up before you waste my time telling me how the universe (where I am but a mere speck sucking up precious air and polluting it with my second hand smoke) came from. I dont fucking care, its not like ill be in it long enough to warrant knowing. Save an endangered species so we can eat them again or something. Damn do something intelligent with your intelligence, moron.
That is all for now, and the reason I rant is because I love every one of you precious bad-asses.
Demand a New Constitution!
KoS
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karebeer:
yep, still missing you....... ♥
dharmabox:
give the boy my love if you check up here at all. i'm finally getting the knife to the knee, hopefully it'll be a good thing