You know, there is nothing quite as helpful in expanding your sailor vocabulary and making up new obscenities as getting smacked in the face by a low flying insect at 85+ MPH. It can really knock a smile off your grill and bring tears to even the most hardcore muthas out there. To add insult to injury pull into the nearest safe spot (usually a mobile on the run here) and try to compose yourself while women are coming up to you and asking "why are you crying, is everything ok". You try to explain but you hear them talking as they walk away that it must be female trouble heh heh. Oh well, the bug got it way worse than i did
On to other news. All is well in the kingdom, the ex was super nice to me, even wanted to bitch about her fianc'. I actually listened and kept the urge to giggle my skinny little ass off and take cheap shots. I am glad I did, because it lead to her actually giving me a hug and telling me that she likes the man i have become (i assure you i am still the same guy i was) and that she wants to drive me to my next hospital visit. I had to explain its in Texas, but thanks for the offer. Its great when spring is in the air, everyone is sooooo friendly and well, wanting to get laid. What a world we live in. I love it.
Well, i am off to do some manual labor and sing annoying show tunes at the top of my lungs to get on the neighbors nerves. See you around.
Heres hoping everyone gets laid well, well before summer.
On to other news. All is well in the kingdom, the ex was super nice to me, even wanted to bitch about her fianc'. I actually listened and kept the urge to giggle my skinny little ass off and take cheap shots. I am glad I did, because it lead to her actually giving me a hug and telling me that she likes the man i have become (i assure you i am still the same guy i was) and that she wants to drive me to my next hospital visit. I had to explain its in Texas, but thanks for the offer. Its great when spring is in the air, everyone is sooooo friendly and well, wanting to get laid. What a world we live in. I love it.
Well, i am off to do some manual labor and sing annoying show tunes at the top of my lungs to get on the neighbors nerves. See you around.
Heres hoping everyone gets laid well, well before summer.
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arachnequarius:
tried to call ... bloody at&t ...having a really dark day. might try later, but if not, just know i tried. its the theme of the day.
the_mad_monk:
So what you got going this weekend dude? anything good?