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Monday Jun 12, 2006

Jun 12, 2006
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Things I find Funny. Issue #89376

Open mailbox.
Find letter addressed tp me from the NRA.
Open said letter.
Inside find a survey to fill out and send to my COngressman because the NRA is, Fightin Mad!!!
Do the survey, because I'm an oblidging sort.
Answer YES to pretty much every question, which is not good for their case as every question was asked sarcastically or asked in a ass-backwards kinda way.
Put survey in to pre-paid envelope to send back to the NRA.
Chuckled to myself thinking of the following conversation...

Charlton Heston: What's this?!? An NRA member who's not with the program?!?
Lackey #1: No sir, you Heston-ness sir. He's not a member, see he didn't give us his CC number for the fee's...
CH: What?!? He's not a CARD CARRING MEMBER *tm? How did he get on the list???
Lackey #1: Seems sir, he subscribes to Guns and Ammo, but as for his sissy answers I can't say.
Lackey #2: Here it is! It says here he's CANADAIAN!!
ALL: *GROAN*

CH: Get me my musket...

Okay, in reality ole Charlie would just twitch and drool, but still it was funy.

ARRR!!!
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
cakemix:
i really want a 'musket' but only because it sounds like a euphemism for something! EL SUICIDO LOCO
Jun 14, 2006
salome:
Ha ha, that's hilarious.

If these guys were KGB (now called the FSB) they sure were dressed crappy. Come to think of it, the guy's t-shirt was brand new, right out of the package. Maybe he had bought it for this covert lakeside intimidation operation. Hmmmm. A distinct possibility. I'll be sure to carry a knife or at least a poisonous umbrella next time I go to the lake.
Jun 15, 2006

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