Phrase for today:
"Me, I'm oiling up my dance machine"
"Me, I'm oiling up my dance machine"
maddy:
hehehe
New phrase for today is....
Naive suburban fool
Naive suburban fool
kinder:
It was a very hot, steamy July day in Minnesota. Helga, a hard working Swedish woman, had just hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went down the street to pick up some dry cleaning.
"Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main street.
She passed by a tavern. As the cool air rushed out through the open doorway, Helga thought, "Vy nodt?"
So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink.
"Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot, I tink I'll have myself zee cold beer."
The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"
Helga blushed and replied "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"
"Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main street.
She passed by a tavern. As the cool air rushed out through the open doorway, Helga thought, "Vy nodt?"
So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink.
"Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot, I tink I'll have myself zee cold beer."
The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"
Helga blushed and replied "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"
xador:
I wanted to type lol or hahaha but It doesn't do justice to th joke so I will say Well Played Kinder
suburban homeboy
[Edited on Jan 18, 2005 3:15PM]
suburban homeboy
[Edited on Jan 18, 2005 3:15PM]
New word(s) for the day:
queefing is for pussies!
queefing is for pussies!
poison:
indeed it is!
kinder:
Just noting that this is the last I have heard from my "friend" Poison here.
New word for the day.
booty
booty
xador:
ARRRRRRRRR
xador:
Welcome Dani!!!!
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kinder:
I am glad somebody saw it.
poison:
SWEEET!!
The Tale of Poison and Kinder
There once was a winsome young lass from the Land of Kentucky. She was a beauty the likes of which that Land had not seen in ages. Her eyes could light the night, her smile bewitch a knight and a form to heat the coldest lodge.
She had a Tall admirer visit from the Land Of Caroline. He was...
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There once was a winsome young lass from the Land of Kentucky. She was a beauty the likes of which that Land had not seen in ages. Her eyes could light the night, her smile bewitch a knight and a form to heat the coldest lodge.
She had a Tall admirer visit from the Land Of Caroline. He was...
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poison:
one of the better stories from my last journal
I love you ladies.
That is all I have to say today.
That is all I have to say today.
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vanessa:
WE LOVE YOU TOO!!!
I'm so sorry, darling. My life's been a hectic shindig lately!!! You know I still you
I'm so sorry, darling. My life's been a hectic shindig lately!!! You know I still you
poison:
awww we love you too!!!! Happy New Year dollface!!
wake me up inside
wake me up inside
call my name and save me from the dark
bid my blood to run
before i come undone
save me from the nothing i've become
bring me to life
wake me up inside
call my name and save me from the dark
bid my blood to run
before i come undone
save me from the nothing i've become
bring me to life
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poison:
Merry Christmas doll!! (look I'm sneaking on a porn site at my parents house! shhh don't tell or I'll be a dead man!)
poison:
woo I checked it and I'll set one up when I get back to school....my parent's computer is retarded