kindasean

What I learned from Hurricane Ike:

1. Houston heat + No electricity = Stinky as hell people.
2. Montrose hookers NEVER take breaks.
3. I heart Taquitos.
4. People in Houston still cannot grasp the concept of a 4-way stop.
5. We should all have buried electrical lines.
6. When I can't get to it, I miss internet porn.
7. Don't get drunk enough to assume stocky bouncers at bars have a sense of humor.
8. I will rethink my plan to retire on a small island outside Galveston.
9. If you don't have power and are stinky it is okay to be drunk for nearly 5 days straight.
10. He may not care about black people, but George Bush thinks Texas people are okay.

and finally...

11. People will come get their hair done, even in the midst of impending doom.

Thanks to all who sent messages.