I went on a date today....
I now know that Debenhams and Somerfield have the same shopping baskets and that newts are protected in the UK.
I won't be meeting him again
I now know that Debenhams and Somerfield have the same shopping baskets and that newts are protected in the UK.
I won't be meeting him again
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I'm Norman the Newt.
Don't you think I am smart?
With my spots and my frills
I might make you start,
For I look like a dragon-
But don't get a fright,
I only eat insects
So you'll be alright!
Hun, u need to find Simon the Stud!!!!