A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath, he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later.." The nun agreed.
My husband has been deployed to Iraq twice and he is on his 3rd deployment right now. I thought that this would be a funny joke. I hope you all enjoy because I thought it was funny.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, Sister! You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not being crude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "And if you'd looked a little higher, you'd have seen a great pair of balls - I don't want to go to Iraq either."
My husband has been deployed to Iraq twice and he is on his 3rd deployment right now. I thought that this would be a funny joke. I hope you all enjoy because I thought it was funny.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, Sister! You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not being crude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "And if you'd looked a little higher, you'd have seen a great pair of balls - I don't want to go to Iraq either."