) Do I like bleu cheese?
Strangely no! I love cheese, probably too much, but if it smells of wet feet I go nowhere near it.
2) Coke or Pepsi?
As a Scotsman it is sacrilege to like anything other than Irn-Bru. However if I had to choose I'd go for Pepsi.
3) Do I own a gun?
No, thankfully no one in the UK carries them except certain police officers. Which is why gun crime is practically non existent here. Long may it remain that way.
4) What flavor Kool-aid?
What is this Kool aid you speak of?
5) Hotdogs?
Are not worth the hassle, within 3 minutes I'm hungry again, same goes for McDonald's grub too.
6) Favorite TV show?
I love Game of Thrones, any real life crime documentaries, most marvel programs, everything Star Trek.
7) Favorite movie?
Excalibur, Gandhi, Lawrence of Arabia
8) Morning drink?
Water, I drink a litre between 6am and 12 noon, only then will I allow myself a coffee or a can of Irn-Bru.
9) Can I do a push-up?
A push-up, hahahaha no.
10) Favorite jewelry on me?
A good watch. Don't like the feeling of chains or rings against my skin.
11) Favorite hobby?
Woodworking, love to start out with plain timber and finish up with something useful or something I can give as a gift to friends.
12) Do I have ADHD?
Not that I know of.
13) Do I wear glasses?
I used to wear them 24/7 then I got laser surgery, I now only need magnifying glasses for teeny tiny little print.
14) Favorite cartoon character?
Brian from Family Guy or bugs bunny.
15) Three things I did today?
Being a Saturday I never work a full shift, so I worked from 8 till 2 in my taxi, then watched the Sweden v England soccer match, damn you Sweden for losing. And filled out this questionnaire.
16) Three thing I regularly drink?
Water, Irn Bru, Coffee
17) Current dislike?
My big fat body, ever since rupturing my quads tendon 4 years ago I've found it very difficult to walk, working out is practically impossible, so my weight ever so slowly increases bit by bit.
18) Favorite place to go?
My bed
19) How did I ring in the New Year?
In one of my kilts, down at my best friends, drinking Irn-Bru and laughing at all the drinkers.
20) Favorite place to travel to?
North of Scotland and it's islands. The most unbelievably beautiful scenery anywhere on earth.
21) Nominate five people to pass this on to:
I nominate everyone who reads this :)
22) Favorite color?
Black
23) Do I like satin sheets?
Only on the duvet, I slip off the bed if I have them underneath.
24) Can I whistle?
Only by pursing my lips and blowing, I can't stick two fingers in and whistle.
25) What am I doing right now?
Shouting at my mobile/cell for making a mockery of me trying to do this quiz. I should have dug out the laptop.
26) Would I like to be a pirate?
I cannot swim so probably a bad idea.
27) Favorite food?
Steak, rare. Blood pouring out over my chips.
28) Last time I laughed?
This morning, seeing a guy trip and almost fall on his face then looking around to see if he was seen, he thought no one had till he spotted me in my taxi smiling at him.
29) Last time I received flowers?
Never, yet I do but myself them now and then, they brighten up the apartment.
30) Most recent injury:
Kicked the coffee table whilst walking about the flat in the dark, didn't want to put lights on as I was naked and no one deserves to see that in the middle of the night.
31) How many pets do you have?
None, I used to keep rats, but not replaced the last trip once they all passed
32) Worst pain ever?
When my knee exploded, my quadriceps tendon linking thigh muscle to kneecap sheared through whilst climbing off the top of a lift/elevator I was working on. Took my 9 months to recover and learn how to walk again.
33) Do I like to dance?
No. I'm pathetic at it.
34) Parents living?
I am lucky to have both my parents, although my dad has prostate cancer that he refuses to have operated on, so Christ knows how long he will last.
35) Do i love my life?
I grin and bear it, too much constant pain, no partner, to say I love it.
36) Summer or winter?
Used to be winter, I loved sliding around, having snowball fights with friends, the look of everything white. But once my knee went I find it very difficult to maintain my balance when it's slippery underfoot, I end up losing out on work cause I can't even walk to the taxi, so I've changed my opinion, I now love the summer, warm sunny days where I can hang one arm out the window and end up looking like a freak, one brown arm, the rest of me pure white.
37) Grandchildren?
I don't even have kids.
38) Car or van?
I drive a car, got my own tiny wee Peugeot 108 for getting shopping etc, and a Seat Toledo for use as a taxi. However if I could choose I'd pick a van. A proper van, no rear seats, just me and space in the back for a mattress and chains etc haha
39) People person or not?
Yes, we are not designed to live alone all the time, I do enjoy my alone time but we all need human interaction. Even if it's only a chat with someone in SG, be that a beautiful hopeful or a big hairy member.
40) what do you think happens to us when we die?
I believe our souls live on, not in heaven as it's shown on TV films etc, I believe we live on as a pure energy, rejoining other souls gone on before.