If you don't know the band Temper Temper, you should. Go to the link and listen to the song "Loaded Life". If you don't I will hate you forever and kill your pets and/or families.
George W. is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to
see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks, "George,
what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, as I did,"
Washington advises, and then fades away.
The next night, Bush sees the ghost of Jefferson moving through
the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out,...
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see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks, "George,
what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, as I did,"
Washington advises, and then fades away.
The next night, Bush sees the ghost of Jefferson moving through
the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out,...
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eddiedrood:
Heh, I like it.
ihateboombox:
hahahaha... amazing 
plissken77:
That is sad, Im supporting what I can with little joey, my brothers name is joey so that got me.
geist81:
safe and sound in the desert dove. hope things are going well.
-josh
-josh
The last thing I wanna do right now
is read your stupid poetry.
Why can't you just tell me what you really wanna say?
You'd clear your conscience
with words so weak and empty,
but something in your eyes gave you away.
And I've been lonely
like a silhouette, or a serenade.
A heart attack, or a man betrayed.
The arms of love are holding...
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is read your stupid poetry.
Why can't you just tell me what you really wanna say?
You'd clear your conscience
with words so weak and empty,
but something in your eyes gave you away.
And I've been lonely
like a silhouette, or a serenade.
A heart attack, or a man betrayed.
The arms of love are holding...
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5stardegenerate:
But Id get so high licking your flesh, a love ball sweat meshed....
quasi_sean:
Sister, I like ya new name.
Fuck you Alberto Gonzales. 
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syniv:
hi there..been awhile..since I logged on...porn's been around since the romans...not one person will kill it....porn on!
syn
syn
geist81:
love you ducks...talk to you when i get back, if not sooner.
-josh
ps-keep the zoo peaceful for me.
-josh
ps-keep the zoo peaceful for me.
so my cousin and i were driving home from the mall...we had the windows down and we were singing coldplay...all of a sudden these two guys in a tan van pull up next to us the guy in the drivers seat wasnt that bad looking...pretty normal typical guy...the guy in the passangers seat...had loooong hair...looong finger nails and when he smiled he had only like...
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onie:
fuck.. i hate assholes like that 
geist81:
what happened to the zoo? 
-the geist
-the geist
I had a dream last night that I was at my grandma's big old house...only...it was way different from her house...but it was big and she lived there...and I tried sleeping in a big bed in the upstairs bedroom...and I almost got raped by a ghost and they were holding me down. That was the longest sentence ever. Okay...Not really. The longest sentence today.
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plissken77:
second sign is hiccups
eddiedrood:
Well...interesting dream, alright. Wasn't that scene in Scary Movie 2? Except, the girl liked it, in that one... 
I want to thank plissken77 for the 3 month gift! You are awesome. 
Right now I'm in Wisconsin visiting my cousin. It's boring. Most of my day is spent hanging out with the few Wisconsin people I know. Then my cousin comes home from school and then I hang out with her. Not exactly exciting, but I love my cousin and I get to see...
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Right now I'm in Wisconsin visiting my cousin. It's boring. Most of my day is spent hanging out with the few Wisconsin people I know. Then my cousin comes home from school and then I hang out with her. Not exactly exciting, but I love my cousin and I get to see...
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plissken77:
You are the aesome one. Thank you for making me smile everyday.
eddiedrood:
plissken, we all thank you for keeping Steph around! WTG, dude.
Wisconsin...they have the cheese, right? Um...and...cows. I guess. Geez, what IS there to do there? Good thing you love your family
Wisconsin...they have the cheese, right? Um...and...cows. I guess. Geez, what IS there to do there? Good thing you love your family
How now, brown cow.
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plissken77:
who's dusty?
juno106:
whats a gods girl?
Rawr.