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Avery
What the fuck are you talking about? Nobody, no "REAL" American, wants a
politician that tells the truth. They want someone they can "LIKE", someone that
will lie to them and never admit to the lies. Well, (pause) except for the ones that
admit to sexual misconduct. We like them.

Samuel
Avery, the whole country is going down the shit hole. The economy is falling apart,
energy prices are out of control and so is the government. Don't you think the people
want all this to be fixed? Don't you think they want a safer, more stable country to
live in with a government that cares for their well being?

Avery
Don't be such an elitist Sam, that doesn't matter, if you want to be president then you
have to give the people what they want. First, someone they can like, someone they feel is like them, you know, someone stupid. Second, someone they can hate when he's in office so that
they can piss and moan and call for impeachment. (matter-of-factly) Americans love to be
miserable, that's what the office of the president is for. C'mon, we're a nation of whiners
remember.

Samuel
I think I'll move to Albania.

Avery
Doesn't matter. Humans are stupid and in the end, they need someone
to show them that, then they're happy. It's a historical fact.