Well lots to tell so bear with me....
Went down to Breckenridge, CO last week for a few days. My boy taught me how to snowboard, that was almost a week ago, and my ass still fucking hurts. He was soooo patient and sweet to me though, so that made it hurt less
. Drank way to much Jager, and Tuaca straight outta the bottle.
Fri night I worked at the bar, and it was the night of people I hadnt seen in forever. The most exciting and important one was evander23 . I love him, but that little fucker left sooo soon, and didnt show up to my party on Sat (fucker)
Okay soooo Sat I had a porn/pizza/ and booze party at my place. First thing you gotta realize is that my apartments max. occupancy is probably about 10 people.... there was about 20 or 25 there throughout the night.
The first porn that we watched was called New Wave Hookers. It was made in like 1984, if you ever stumble across it I would highly suggest it, not so much as jack-off material, but pure entertainment. We also got some bondage flick, one called "Legal Tender" and another one involving latex, and head shaving.
To make a long story short we will just say that you know its been a good night when; your boyfriend is pissing out your window, your underware gets ripped off, you rip someone elses boxers off, people go from wresteling to actually fighting, people are leaving cause they think the cops are on the way, your completely drenced in beer, a table gets broken, your whipping people, people are falling down your stairs head first, and you end up at someother house with no shoes on, no keys to your apartment and drenced in beer.
Im still recovering.
Went down to Breckenridge, CO last week for a few days. My boy taught me how to snowboard, that was almost a week ago, and my ass still fucking hurts. He was soooo patient and sweet to me though, so that made it hurt less
. Drank way to much Jager, and Tuaca straight outta the bottle.
Fri night I worked at the bar, and it was the night of people I hadnt seen in forever. The most exciting and important one was evander23 . I love him, but that little fucker left sooo soon, and didnt show up to my party on Sat (fucker)
Okay soooo Sat I had a porn/pizza/ and booze party at my place. First thing you gotta realize is that my apartments max. occupancy is probably about 10 people.... there was about 20 or 25 there throughout the night.
The first porn that we watched was called New Wave Hookers. It was made in like 1984, if you ever stumble across it I would highly suggest it, not so much as jack-off material, but pure entertainment. We also got some bondage flick, one called "Legal Tender" and another one involving latex, and head shaving.
To make a long story short we will just say that you know its been a good night when; your boyfriend is pissing out your window, your underware gets ripped off, you rip someone elses boxers off, people go from wresteling to actually fighting, people are leaving cause they think the cops are on the way, your completely drenced in beer, a table gets broken, your whipping people, people are falling down your stairs head first, and you end up at someother house with no shoes on, no keys to your apartment and drenced in beer.
Im still recovering.
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johnsaulrubio:
Woah... sounds like a great, yet horrifying weekend!
evander23:
i wish i could come home for christmas and see friends....i didn't have enough time before. 