alrigh kids , im back with yet another adventure. i got stuck in AZ for 4 days. yes. it sucked. i was told i was going to the river over night. so i packed nothing but a bikini. me , thinking the " river" is some crap waterhole somewhere in cali. no. they failed to tell me its out of state. so we get there and i get so sun burned im blistered. we ran out of money and got stuck there. so for 4 days i slept in the tent on rocks. i didnt even have a fucking toothrbush. worst time of my life. FUCK THE RIVER. although i did meet a women with a 10 month old baboon. it was SO cute. it wore diapers and baby clothes. but then i stepped on glass and i can get it out. so im limping around until it pushes itself out. i hate this. im a sunburned gimp.
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