There are a few things I like about living in Texas (not that much nowadays but a teeny tiny little bit) but one thing I'm sorely missing is
ACTUAL
FALL.
Like, you know the kind... with bright colored leaves and pumpkins and chilly mornings and evenings. The feeling of jumping out of a shower and getting hit with just a little bit of coolness.
Here it's always 90 fucking degrees with a billion percent humidity that makes my ass and titties sweat. And sure I like the fact that the humidity keeps my skin looking young AF but I JUST WANT SOME FUCKING PUMPKIN SPICE AUTUMN VIBES
is that too much to ask?
Also... I cut my hair and here is my face: