So the Vagina Monologues went off without a hitch. The ladies were great, and although I was the only non-vagina listed in the program, by the end of the weekend I was proclaimed with official "Vagina Friendly Status." How fucking awesome!
Here's to never getting laid again.
Here's to never getting laid again.
![shocked](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/shocked.4f86e9f2d588.gif)
its a tumor...
on my pituitary gland.
ok. i'm serious this time. let's make plans. coffee maybe? i haven't had starbucks in a looooong time.
got any free time?