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Don't ask me why, but I felt compelled to do a survey. What the hell is their weird fascination? My apologies.


001. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Indeed. Gave up on the 'kissing the wrong person' thing a while back.

002. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? Yep. You always love the ones you hurt.

003. What are you dreading right now? Not getting a new job.

004. Do you celebrate 4/20?: Not anymore.

005. Favorite country singer? Johnny Cash. And Roy Orbison.

006. What face cleanser do you use?: Neutrogena.

007. When was your last doctors visit?: A couple of years ago. UTI. Yeah, we get them too. At least, I do.

008. Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep?: Rarely. But did last night.

009. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?: About ten minutes.

010. "First Loves Are Never Over" is this true for you?: God, there's a complex question. I have at least three of those, depending on what type of love you mean. And the only one I no longer know, I still think about all the time.

011. Think of all your exes. Would you take any of them back?: Depends on whether or not they've changed.

012. If anyone came over to your house on one of your "lazy days" would you go get ready real quick? Depends on who it is. And whether or not I decide to answer the door.

013. Did your school have tornado drills: Nope. We had earthquake and fire drills instead.

014. Were you on your school's track team?: Yeah, but only because they were short a man and I happened to have come to watch.

015. Do you own a pair of Converse?: yes.

016. Who did you cut and paste this survey from?: Caducus.

u017. Do you eat raw cookie dough?: Eeeeeew.

018. What color shirt are you wearing?: Black and white pinstripe button-up

019. What did you do for your last birthday? Got me nipples pierced.

020. What time did you wake up today? 8:41 a.m.

021. What were you doing 3 nights ago? Drinking. And writing. My two favorite pastimes.

022. Last time you saw your mom? Been at least a year now. I am a bad son.

023. Do you like having your hair pulled?: In the right moment. And only by certain people. Others risk death for touching my head.

024. Are you cocky?: About certain things.

025. Shortest relationship?: A week or so. Ever had an addict try to use you to hook back into the drug world?

026. Longest relationship?: 3 years and counting.

027. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you they love you?: Three. Though they all had different meanings in mind.

028. Last gift you received?: Phillip K. Dick's Voices from the Street.

030. Could you live without a computer?: I know I did once. I'm not sure how I managed any longer.

031. Do you wear shoes in your house?: Yes. Hardwood floors + three cats + messy housemates = dirty.

032. When you watch movies at home, do you turn the lights off?: Only movies that need the atmosphere.

033. Ever been given an engagement ring?: Yeah, but the whole thing was rather half-assed.

034. Ever dropped your cell phone?: Many, many times.

035. What do you do when you're sad?: Try to be alone.

036. Who would you call first if you won the lottery? My mom. So I could tell her to stop working.

037. When was the last time you saw your best friend?: This morning.

039. What is your favorite month?: October.

040. What sleeps with you every night?: Loki, my cat.

041. How many times have you been pulled over? Never. Don't drive.

043.Who is the last person you texted? My friend Shawna, who is so busy with law school (gah.) that i haven't seen her in months.

044. What is your favorite dessert?: Anything involving fine chocolate.

045. Is anyone on your bad side right now?: Always.

046. What jewelry are you wearing?: The plugs in my ears, barbells in my nipples, and the ubiquitous dog chain.

047. What's the first thing you do when you get online?: Log on to SG.

048. When was the last time you worked out?: What is this working out of which you speak? I do yoga.

049. Do you watch Grey's Anatomy? No. Gah.

050. Can most people spell your name?: Surprisingly, no. You'd be amazed the creative variations people can make upon one of the most common names in the Western world. I say "John. With an 'h'." and they give me "Jhon" and I want to ask them if I look Korean. Do I?

051. Do you wear your boyfriend/girlfriends clothes?: No. We have rather different tastes. And sizes.

052. Do you watch pro sports on TV?: Geh.

053. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?: Smoking the morning ciggie.

054. What was the first movie that gave you nightmares? I don't think that's happened yet.

055. What is in your cd player?: NIN, "Year Zero"

056. Name one person that made you smile today?: The gf.

057. What were you doing around 8 am this morning?: Sleeping.

058. Do you know anyone who wasn't born in Canada?: Most of the people I know.

059. Favourite name(s) for a girl: Sophia.

060. Will you keep your last name when you get married?: I really don't wanna get married, but according to Western tradition, yes, I'll probably keep my name.

061. Your favourite restaurant you don't get to eat at much?: Absinthe, a French bistro in the City.

062: Favourite boy names: Saul.

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065. How often do you wash clothes?: When all my favorites are stinky.

066. How do you eat your steak?: Rarely.

067. What is the farthest point North you've been? Victoria, Canada.

068. How do you get around? I move one leg after the other.

069. If you heard your phone ringing right now, who do you expect it to be?: The gf.

070. What do you hear?: The couple that are slowly killing each other in the next house over fighting.

071. Would you survive in prison?: As long as they give me pen and paper. And the guy who makes me his bitch isn't too cruel about it.

072. Who was the last person you messaged on Facebook?: I think ValCapone.

073. Do you get along with your co-workers?: Just one.

074. When was the last time you said I love you, and meant it? This morning.

075. What song is playing right now?: "God Given"

076. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likely over pack the most?: The gf.

077. Do you know anyone with the same name as you?: Thankfully, and surprisingly, not right now.

078. When was the last time you went clubbing?: God, Halloween before last I think.

079. What was the weather like today? Chiaroscuro.

080. What is the next holiday you have off?: I try to work all the holidays I can. Double pay rules.

081. When was the last movie you saw?: Monster House. Don't ask me. I have this guilty obsession with Pixar films, even though they are no owned by the only manifestation of the Devil I truly fear.

082. What's for dinner?: How would I know?

083. Whats the last thing you purchased?: Beer.

084. What's your favorite gardening tool?: I don't garden.

085. Where is your cell phone? Right next to me.

086. Is your phone on vibrate or ring most?: Vibrate.

087. Describe your underwear?: erm. decline to state.

088. How did your first pet die?: cancer.

089. Did you have breakfast this morning?: Nope.

090. What's on your agenda for tonight?: I think the gf wants to see Spiderman.

091. Who knows you the best?: Me.

092. What brand is your digital camera?: Don't have one.

093. Do you smoke?: Cigarettes.

094. Are you ticklish?: Only mildly.

095. Last person to text you?: the gf.

096. What song describes your love life at the moment?: I don't really look to music to describe my life.

097. Do you own expensive perfume?: Oh hell ya. I love to smell like violets and alcohol.

098. On average, how much do your jeans cost?: 15-50 dollars. I like shopping at thrift stores or Lip Service, so they tend to vary a lot.

099. Are you taking college classes?: Not right now. And I'm torn between missing them and hating them. Guess that's why I'll be going to grad school

100. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone?: It doesn't really matter. When I'm asleep I don't notice either way. Though it is nice to have something to play with when I wake.