Ok, so I didnt leave yet.
I have a funny story I just thought of today. Several years ago my ex. and I were waiting in the intersection to turn. There was a guy on a bullet bike in front of us. Just as he went to turn this idiot just cruises the red and almost mashes him good. He tried to go and had to slam on his brakes, causing him to flip up on the front wheel and then he just in slow motion falls off his bike. There were witnesses galore and we pour out of our cars to see if hes ok. The person who caused the accident stopped about 100 feet away from the intersection and never got out of her car. Then, slowly she starts to lurch away. I jump in my car with my two-week old daughter in the back seat and chase this woman down. Calm down. I didnt pull a Michael Jackson. I just followed this chick until she decided to go back to the accident. She gets out of the car and in her broken English asks what happened. All these hippy girls in this other car start yelling and scolding her for fleeing. We call the cops and such and this woman gets a hefty ticket.
But the best part is this. I kept watching the car to make sure my daughter was ok. She was sound asleep on the car chase and I wondered how. I decide to look back in the car and make sure everything is sound worried new dad and the classic rock station has Black Sabbaths Paranoid on. Shes sound asleep listening to Ozzy croon. I laughed out loud. I knew she was my daughter at that point.
I hate the idea of Valentines just the way I hate Christmas the expectation of it all kills me. Its like people who only go to church on Sunday then do evil business deals and cheat on their spouses during the week: youve got to be good and thoughtful and make everyday Valentines people!!
Hey. Hellkitten is back!!!!
http://www.splendidezine.com/review.html?reviewid=3253101818702737
read this. start listening to something different for a change.
I have a funny story I just thought of today. Several years ago my ex. and I were waiting in the intersection to turn. There was a guy on a bullet bike in front of us. Just as he went to turn this idiot just cruises the red and almost mashes him good. He tried to go and had to slam on his brakes, causing him to flip up on the front wheel and then he just in slow motion falls off his bike. There were witnesses galore and we pour out of our cars to see if hes ok. The person who caused the accident stopped about 100 feet away from the intersection and never got out of her car. Then, slowly she starts to lurch away. I jump in my car with my two-week old daughter in the back seat and chase this woman down. Calm down. I didnt pull a Michael Jackson. I just followed this chick until she decided to go back to the accident. She gets out of the car and in her broken English asks what happened. All these hippy girls in this other car start yelling and scolding her for fleeing. We call the cops and such and this woman gets a hefty ticket.
But the best part is this. I kept watching the car to make sure my daughter was ok. She was sound asleep on the car chase and I wondered how. I decide to look back in the car and make sure everything is sound worried new dad and the classic rock station has Black Sabbaths Paranoid on. Shes sound asleep listening to Ozzy croon. I laughed out loud. I knew she was my daughter at that point.
I hate the idea of Valentines just the way I hate Christmas the expectation of it all kills me. Its like people who only go to church on Sunday then do evil business deals and cheat on their spouses during the week: youve got to be good and thoughtful and make everyday Valentines people!!
Hey. Hellkitten is back!!!!
http://www.splendidezine.com/review.html?reviewid=3253101818702737
read this. start listening to something different for a change.
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I dig the doo chum,
Booji