I don't even have the energy to complain. That never happens. Sorry my journal is so dull. I only update to make swarmy remarks anyway.
Sunday was my sister Caitlin's birthday, and we went out for ice cream at 10pm....Our other sister Catharine was with us, and she looked me in the eye and shouted "ShaaZAAm!!!"
And so I inhaled a huge chunk of ice cream and almost died, I was coughing and laughing so hard. My throat was an icey firey mess, then I coughed up a sugary wad and had to spit it out and some good looker guys walked by and pointed at it on the ground! I was simultaneously horrified and amused. And so now both sisters say "SHAZAAM!" to me all the fucking time. Blah. Cath turns 21 in August. Yayness. Now I have a bar buddy! And FRESH 21 year old blood! She won't think drinking is boring until 22! Hooray! I will not tell her how sucky it gets after 21. I am 23 and do not want to be 24. or 25. or 26. or anything older than 7. Why do I have to grow?
Ah well. Lalalalalala
~Khiller.
Sunday was my sister Caitlin's birthday, and we went out for ice cream at 10pm....Our other sister Catharine was with us, and she looked me in the eye and shouted "ShaaZAAm!!!"
And so I inhaled a huge chunk of ice cream and almost died, I was coughing and laughing so hard. My throat was an icey firey mess, then I coughed up a sugary wad and had to spit it out and some good looker guys walked by and pointed at it on the ground! I was simultaneously horrified and amused. And so now both sisters say "SHAZAAM!" to me all the fucking time. Blah. Cath turns 21 in August. Yayness. Now I have a bar buddy! And FRESH 21 year old blood! She won't think drinking is boring until 22! Hooray! I will not tell her how sucky it gets after 21. I am 23 and do not want to be 24. or 25. or 26. or anything older than 7. Why do I have to grow?
Ah well. Lalalalalala
~Khiller.
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mine would be better if i didn't have to step out of
the house to run errands in this heatwave