Yay for drag kings!
Make sure to make the hot pink show on May 14th at Wallstreet!
In other news: I have a huge stalkeresque crush on Dani Campbell from A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila
I've never been so turned on by watching someone eat pie lol
I've decided that since I like changing my hair every month
and my hair is now too short to cut anymore without straight up shaving it off, I'm going to get dread extentions! Annastesia is making them for me and I'm so excited! By the time they're done my hair will have grown out enough to wear them 
So, Ash and I went appartment shopping and went to all kinds of places looking for the perfect one. Finally we find it: It has 2 bedrooms, 1.5 bathrooms, a patio, it's close to Ash's grandmas house and it's close to Alissas house in case I have SG friends spend the night and shoot with her the next day. It's in a good neighborhood, it's really close to the woods, only $600 a month, pet friendly oh and it has carpet! Oh the things you take for granted...The house I'm in right now is in the ghetto, the roof leaks, the basement leaks, 2 windows are held in with duct tape, there's no carpet, it has mice and I'm pretty sure the floor is going to cave in any time now sooooo, yeah, big improvement! We were so excited to get our tax returns and have the money to put down a down payment so we payed the $75 application fee aaaannnnnddd denied 
Ash has a previous eviction that she didn't know about because her ex moved out without paying. She said that she stayed there a full year and there was never an eviction notice so she had no idea. And I know what you're thinking; get her to pay for half the eviction cost. Well, you all have that crazy ex right? She's the one. She is not reasonable in the least and that's all I'm gonna say about that lol. But anyway, we were really broken up about being denied because the place is PERFECT and even if we did find a place that would accept us with previous evictions, it wouldn't be as good. SO, we have a plan and I'm praying it works. Ash's grandma is going to apply for the appartment with us, as the primary tomorrow and if we get it, we will work on paying the eviction little by little. And if we're denied again...well then we're stuck here until we get the eviction payed off and actually round up enough money to put down a down payment again. And I'm not trying to sound emo because I am thankful to have a roof over my head but I counted my chickens before they hatched. Anyway, wish us luck! And if anyone knows real estate, advice would be much appriciated 
