My friend from work had a going away party last night 
I'll miss her but the party was awesome! Aerion, Foxtrot_Uniform, Clinton aka plaid man or lumberjack and I all went to club sanctum. It's a 'gay friendly' club/ bar. My friend who's moving away, Carrie, gave us a tour of the place. It was really small but I loved it. There was an area that looked like bleachers and it made me think about how in middle school everyone went behind the bleachers to make out. Well then she says "Are you ready to see the main attraction?" and takes us behind the bleachers where there's a bunch of (super hot) girls making out. Unfortunately we didn't start a huge gay orgy but you know how it goes lol. I was really nervous about it because well, I have a fear of bartenders (yeah I know!), I have a fear of dancing in public and I have a fear of meeting new people. I'm a big ball of fun phobia lol. But I want to try to overcome my fears (...well maybe not that of the bartenders 0.0) and I wanted to be there for my friend so I decided I would go and try to have a good time. Being super nervous I decided it was a good idea to drink until I wasn't afraid anymore lol. I don't even know who bought me my drinks or what they were but they were delicious lol and if it was you Aerion or Foxtrot, thank you for the drinks haha. I'm pretty sure the blue thing I drank was sex on the beach. It was pretty delicious, I drank 2. Then another friend from work bought me a vodka cranberry because she said sex on the beach tastes bad coming up. I swear there was way more vodka than cranberry lol. Then someone got me a shot of some fruity thing and I drank part of Aerions too since she was driving and I kept sticking my straw into the drink of anyone near me lol. See, I get drunk reeaalllyy fast but it always goes away really fast so I wanted to keep drinking so it wouldn't go away. Haha well it didn't go away I can tell you that! I wasn't even that drunk on the day I turned 21! I've never ever been that drunk! I don't remember part of the night 0.0 I made out with Aerion. She has pictures somewhere 
I used the bathroom about a million times because liquor doesn't like to stay in my body long lol, I layed on a couch for a long time taking silly pictures and I even danced at the end! Although it wasn't on the dance floor because all the swirly lights made me really dizzy. And I didn't get to use the make out area with any cute random girl Just my luck to get hammered in a gay bar and only get hit on by men. Well anyway, here's a time line of the night, you can tell how drunk we are by how our eyes slowly close haha
When we got there, before we had any drinks
getting there...
and gone!
Here's a cute pic of Aerion that I probably jammed my face into last second
Her and Clinton
And Clinton making the duckface to keep his mustache on over his other mustache
Maybe later Aerion will send me the kissing pictures lol.
People kept telling me all night to drink water or I'll get a hangover but I didn't want it because I liked being drunk and I don't get hangovers anyway. Nobody believed me but sure enough, I woke up this morning feeling fabulous lol. Although I can't help but feel like I made kind of an ass of myself last night but hey, it was fun
Hopefully we can all go again and I'll try to loosen up without the use of so much alcohol!
P.S. I want girl love! There has to be a girl out there with a fetish for inexperienced shy girls
I'll miss her but the party was awesome! Aerion, Foxtrot_Uniform, Clinton aka plaid man or lumberjack and I all went to club sanctum. It's a 'gay friendly' club/ bar. My friend who's moving away, Carrie, gave us a tour of the place. It was really small but I loved it. There was an area that looked like bleachers and it made me think about how in middle school everyone went behind the bleachers to make out. Well then she says "Are you ready to see the main attraction?" and takes us behind the bleachers where there's a bunch of (super hot) girls making out. Unfortunately we didn't start a huge gay orgy but you know how it goes lol. I was really nervous about it because well, I have a fear of bartenders (yeah I know!), I have a fear of dancing in public and I have a fear of meeting new people. I'm a big ball of fun phobia lol. But I want to try to overcome my fears (...well maybe not that of the bartenders 0.0) and I wanted to be there for my friend so I decided I would go and try to have a good time. Being super nervous I decided it was a good idea to drink until I wasn't afraid anymore lol. I don't even know who bought me my drinks or what they were but they were delicious lol and if it was you Aerion or Foxtrot, thank you for the drinks haha. I'm pretty sure the blue thing I drank was sex on the beach. It was pretty delicious, I drank 2. Then another friend from work bought me a vodka cranberry because she said sex on the beach tastes bad coming up. I swear there was way more vodka than cranberry lol. Then someone got me a shot of some fruity thing and I drank part of Aerions too since she was driving and I kept sticking my straw into the drink of anyone near me lol. See, I get drunk reeaalllyy fast but it always goes away really fast so I wanted to keep drinking so it wouldn't go away. Haha well it didn't go away I can tell you that! I wasn't even that drunk on the day I turned 21! I've never ever been that drunk! I don't remember part of the night 0.0 I made out with Aerion. She has pictures somewhere I used the bathroom about a million times because liquor doesn't like to stay in my body long lol, I layed on a couch for a long time taking silly pictures and I even danced at the end! Although it wasn't on the dance floor because all the swirly lights made me really dizzy. And I didn't get to use the make out area with any cute random girl Just my luck to get hammered in a gay bar and only get hit on by men. Well anyway, here's a time line of the night, you can tell how drunk we are by how our eyes slowly close haha
When we got there, before we had any drinks
getting there...
and gone!
Here's a cute pic of Aerion that I probably jammed my face into last second
Her and Clinton
And Clinton making the duckface to keep his mustache on over his other mustache
Maybe later Aerion will send me the kissing pictures lol.
People kept telling me all night to drink water or I'll get a hangover but I didn't want it because I liked being drunk and I don't get hangovers anyway. Nobody believed me but sure enough, I woke up this morning feeling fabulous lol. Although I can't help but feel like I made kind of an ass of myself last night but hey, it was fun
Hopefully we can all go again and I'll try to loosen up without the use of so much alcohol!
P.S. I want girl love! There has to be a girl out there with a fetish for inexperienced shy girls
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foxtrot_uniform:
Wait, the friend who is moving away? I ran into 3 drinking buddies there who were at a going away party for one of their friends over there. Small world right.
bitten:
i think the profile pic would be perfect if it was like red walls. why couldn't you have red walls! 