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Thursday Sep 17, 2009

Sep 17, 2009
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I had the weirdest dream last night. It was so weird that I have to share it with the world lol. Have you ever had a dream that you were unconscious? It was like double the sleeping power! So in my dream I found out that I was pregnant and in labor as I found this out. So I go to the hospital and they give me some drug that makes me pass out and when I wake up, they tell me that they aborted my baby. Of course I was kind of pissed because I didn't give them permission to do this. Then I start having all these really bad pains so they give me more stuff to knock me out as I was thinking that I must have had twins and the other one survived. I wake up what looks like weeks later because I now have two quite large babies. The weird part is that I gave birth to baby bison. Don't ask, I don't know lol. So anyway, I was originally pregnant with 3 bison but one was aborted by my stupid doctors. But what might be weirder is that in my dream, this all made perfect sense and I loved my bison. And then (this is the same dream because my babies were running around in the background, I just don't know how they interlock) I was at some kind of party where you try on the new models of contacts. There was this giant, tall, scary and really dark guy there who tried on the red contacts without pupils and suddenly he turned into the devil, except that the devil's name was Rick James rofl. And he told me that it was his fault that I gave birth to bison because it was his job to make everyone miserable. And then I woke up thinking about how hilarious it is that I had a dream about Rick James being the devil.

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