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So I go to karaoke tonight, I am doing my thing, as usual. I get ready to do "thriller" by michael jackson. A homeless fat black crackhead comes in and tries t take my friends beer and sip it. They proceed to throw her out of the bar, she then said "i want to hear my man perform" talking about me. I say over the mike "I am no man of yours"

Later on that night I met AB. Some chick who looked like she was on heroin. She sat in my chair I sat on her lap, she then said this was the first time she touched chocolate. I dedicated my next song to her. Gotta love baltimore.