kevlar

playing music sucks, it's too damn stressful. i had to cancel one of my shows because i got a cold and couldn't hit the high notes last night. then everyone got mad and said just sing them low. i was like yeah fucking right. i hate half-assing it and i hate being sick. not even my lipton tea with lemon helped me this time oh...
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my gawd have you sometimes just ever wanted to jump off a bridge.

me niether really, but today i'm really somber and thoughtful at the same time. my friends hate me then love me when i compliment there songs. there like "thanks you depressing fucker. i'm real glad you liked it now go away." and i'm like "cool man whatever." and they say"gawd you're a...
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"on the run from johnny law, ain't no trip to cleveland."
"that's it he's out, and you're out too, and i don't think i'm in eirher, no gang."
"what the f**k is this?" "it's a leaf."
"are you in the army?" "no man, i just have short hair."

i love bottle rocket it's too funny! oh and if you like bottle rocket and stuff like...
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"on the run from johnny law, ain't no trip to cleveland."
"that's it he's out, and you're out too, and i don't think i'm in eirher, no gang."
"what the f**k is this?" "it's a leaf."
"are you in the army?" "no man, i just have short hair."

i love bottle rocket it's too funny! oh and if you like bottle rocket and stuff like...
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"on the run from johnny law, ain't no trip to cleveland."

"that's it he's out, and you're out to, and i don't think i'm in either, no gang."

"what the f**k is this?" "it's a leaf"

i love bottle rocket it's to funny. oh and if you like bottle rocket find the movie safe men you wont be disappointed it's, as well, too funny.

my bandmates and i hate playing instruments and singing so we'll just play music without having any music. it will be like my idea for christian porn, a guy and a girl haveing sex with there clothes on, or maybe not even touching at all just a guy and a girl on a couch looking at one another, maybe not even that i don't know...
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i think it is funny, whilst driving, when the car ahead of you is moving slowly, and you realize you can't see a head you just see a little bit of fuzz. you immediatly no it's an old person because of the fuzzy headless head. fuzz heads, gotta love 'em, fuzz heads, they're amazing.

i think getting older is a waste of time. i think i will stay 22 forever. but if i had it my way i'd be 1 or 2 years old because the thought of wearing diapers is a good thought