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damn baby your booty stank, you need to pour some baby powder on that booty........no wait.................wash that booty before you pour baby powder on that booty..........otherwise it stinks like booty stank booty with baby powder poured all over the booty........................................dig

man when a womans got your heart down there aint nothing better than some rudy ray moore, dolemite my brother. can u dig it, i said can u dig it. thats what i thought and if you didn't think that shit was real check it out again, mmmhmmm can u dig it.

blah blah blah blah blah i'm retarded yes i know, and miserable. but...
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my favorite pillow case got a hole in it today, it says i'm in the moo for love and shows a picture of a cow on it, it's so great, but sadly is ruined. It's still cool though just not the same. I'm in the moo to cry. waaaaaaaa where's me diapers phtttttttttttttlttltltlt sputter sputter plop. ewww

awwwwwwwwwwww that michael moore fella what an on edge individual awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

i can't think of a damn thing to say, aw well , i'm an uninteresting bastard. so just talk to me instead.

little miss muffet sat on atuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider, sat down beside and said " bitch whats in the bowl."

we must misunderstand one another, so come on people now smile on your brother, do dang ditty i like cheese and speghetti.

i fell in love with a thousand fijian women but they all ended up braking my heart.

i only brought a self made oasis compilation to fiji, and you know what, thats ok.

i wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.