The world is pretty fucked up at the moment. Distractions are being created to make you take your mind off a criminal trying to get into the White House. "Movement Leaders" are urging people to take to the street in protest over strategic "race fueled" shootings that always seem to happen right after we catch wind of some Government scandal. Sometimes we know more than...
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Good News Everybody!
We are now taking applications for the position of Little Spoon!
Are you looking for six feet one inches of man to hold you snugly at night, during movie time or for lazy day naps? Then apply here. Work condition include; sleeping chamber kept at a brisk 68°F, California King Raised Bed adorned with satin sheets and micro fiber blankets, more pillows...
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eena:
Fucking love this! :D What a catch! Did you find anyone? X
kevinkash666:
@eena, no Ma'am, we can schedule an interview if you're interested in fill the position though. 😉
Me constantly:
*random thought pops in head
Wow I haven't seen or heard from "person" in years. I wonder how they are... I know, FB will let me reconnect with them.
*Clicks FB Search Bar
Annnnd their last name was...? Wait was it "ie" or "y"? Did she get married and change her last name? Wait was that person real or just a TV character?...
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Looking for someone to break me
So that I may rebuild me
Taking my Mum to the tattoo parlor tomorrow morning so she can get some work done and I think I'll get my memorial piece for Sergeant First Class William "Kelly" Lacey. This piece is long overdue, Kelly was KIA January of 2014. Just half a year after I had gotten out of the service. He was more than an Army Buddy, more than a leader,...
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So I'm trying to figure out how to self stich my thumb on my dominant hand but I don't trust my non dominant hand enough to actually go for it. Damn it left hand, you've been in the game for 33 years but you still write like a kindergartener on a sugar high. How can I be sure you won't sew my thumb to my...
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I think the question is not what kind of sloth tattoo I'm going to get but how many am I going to get. #spritanimal #slothlife
We are on average 93,000,000 miles away from our sun. So that means in one year the Earth travels 584,336,200 miles in its orbit. By my calculations we are 1,518,729.32 miles away from where we woke up yesterday. If literally being a million miles past yesterday everyday isn't reason to let old shit go and wake up every day anew then I don't know what...
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