How does one stich ones self to ones self

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So I'm trying to figure out how to self stich my thumb on my dominant hand but I don't trust my non dominant hand enough to actually go for it. Damn it left hand, you've been in the game for 33 years but you still write like a kindergartener on a sugar high. How can I be sure you won't sew my thumb to my...
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To sloth or not?

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I think the question is not what kind of sloth tattoo I'm going to get but how many am I going to get. #spritanimal #slothlife

Two Thousand Sixteen

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We are on average 93,000,000 miles away from our sun. So that means in one year the Earth travels 584,336,200 miles in its orbit. By my calculations we are 1,518,729.32 miles away from where we woke up yesterday. If literally being a million miles past yesterday everyday isn't reason to let old shit go and wake up every day anew then I don't know what...
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