so behold this, ladies and gents.
today i got up at the crack of 1pm, and i went downstairs to get some food.
as i walk outside, i note the snow. oh, snow. how pretty.
i note the melted snow on the driveway. puddles, how cute.
i not the....white...oversized...envelope? in the puddle?
i note that it's addressed to...me?
I NOTE THAT IT'S MY UPS PACKAGE WITH MY NINE INCH NAILS TICKETS.
sitting in the middle of the fucking road. in a god damn puddle.
i'm still on the phone with UPS about this.
-k
today i got up at the crack of 1pm, and i went downstairs to get some food.
as i walk outside, i note the snow. oh, snow. how pretty.
i note the melted snow on the driveway. puddles, how cute.
i not the....white...oversized...envelope? in the puddle?
i note that it's addressed to...me?
I NOTE THAT IT'S MY UPS PACKAGE WITH MY NINE INCH NAILS TICKETS.
sitting in the middle of the fucking road. in a god damn puddle.
i'm still on the phone with UPS about this.
-k
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*stabs UPS*