so i was at work, and my boss was making fun of this new pamphelt we have to go over with every salesman.
"hey, kevin, do you know what a hard drive is?"
"i believe...yes, it was an old battleship used in the civil war."
"no, i'm afraid you're wrong."
"oh, shit, yeah, i was thinking of the Monitor"
"....get out of my office."
-k