¿Cómo les fue de temblor paisanos?
This week's assignment by @missy and @rambo is to talk about our pets.
Mine is Joda, which in mexican slang means something like "pain in the ass." She really is one but at the same time she fills my heart with joy and adds beauty and laughter to my little universe. She is a 5 year old bastard huge dog and she demands a lot of my attention. She needs a lot of exercise so she helps me being fit and she is very smart so I have to keep teaching her tricks to avoid her getting bored and destroying my belongings. She is very protective of me and hates strangers coming into my house, but she is obedient and keeps her distance from guests if I tell her to. I also live with Jocho (Mexico City slang for hotdog) but he is my sister's. They behave like brother and sister, they love and protect each other but fight about anything. I love those two little fuckers.
Some years ago I took Joda to a ranch in the middle of nowhere, so I set her lose so she could run and jump as much as she liked. Mistake. We were walking on the fields when a man with 60 ship came by... Joda had the best time of her life but I ended up paying for 6 sheep. Have you seen the viral video of a man chasing and yelling at a dog named Fenton who is chasing a lot of deer? It was kind'a like that. I never get bored with her :D
