Howdo, all my loyal reader. So I decided to do a bit o digicam maintenance tonight, and since I am now dial-up retarded, it didn't work out so well. Fucking fuck... (repeat that for about 999,874 times, and that is how I'm feeling.) So sorry in advance when I say,"Fuck you!!!" when you offer me morning cofee... just how I'm feeling, I'm sure it's great...
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So I had another few intersersting nights... nothing compared to most SGs, but it was something for me... Went to see my friend's belly dance troupe last night, and damnit if that was exactly what I did not need... the music, the incense, the wildly gyrating hips.... how can you not think of sex, dammit, I tried to be all artistic and stuff, and their...
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So here I am, having not had a good night. I had serious problems with my balls ( I bowl, you pervs), and not much was going on. I decided that the only solution was beer and smokes, so I started walking to the local dealer, and was somewhat astounded to see a vibrator lying on the sidewalk. I took camera pics, but I am...
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Almost done rewriting my profile... got lost in a thought that turned into an idea for a short story... off to write a bit... more to follow.
So here's the really real deal... a few months ago, I was making my way back home from a long night out whoring when I was pulled over for my creative driving style (no headlights, going the wrong way on a one way street, and they could probably have smelled the booze from their cruiser). Suprisingly, being arrested and stuck in jail for the night...
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So yeah, I actully have a good excuse for not updating anything for once.... I was restricted, but now I am out, that's right all, call me Petty Officer and die, for I am a civillian now, no Navy for me, thanks, I've had my fill. Of course, I have no money, no ID, and a pending legal dealie, but hey, whose counting? WOOHOO... this...
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upchurch83:
WHat you get in trouble for. I am in the Navy too. I was on restriction twice in a six month period after going to 3 masts. I just made third again.
Ummm, hi. I'm back. Miss me? I thought not. I never even got off to a good start, and here it is, 3 months and I haven't written anything, but you know...things have been a little crazy, a little weird, a little hectic, and a little bit boring, all slammed together into the blender and set to frappe. Long story short, I was gone, and...
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jonna:
Nono...trust me, I too deal with the bullshit you do. Every day for the past 3 years. 3 more to go.
kerowhack:
Things and stuff
Hey all.. welcome to the party. This is most likely my last night with the alcohol for a bit, so I decided to throw an early wake. Yes, sadly we are entering what the biographers will inevitably call My Sober Period. Most likely, this will be the part in the book that you skip over, since it is nowhere near as fun, at least as...
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sachi:
i know where jesus is... he plays in a ska band in new york. 
good luck on your sobriety! i'm just starting out on my years of drunken antics.. oy
good luck on your sobriety! i'm just starting out on my years of drunken antics.. oy
prockg:
Male porcupines use urine to soften the females' quills before mating.
A strange but true fact brought to you by the Non Fiction group.
A strange but true fact brought to you by the Non Fiction group.
I really, really need to update this more. I fear I have lost a reader or two, which might actually put me in the negative column as far as readership is concerned. The problem is, my life is boring. I have spent far too much time at work lately, and I cannot, nor do I desire to, talk about work. So all I am left...
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Hey all... a few days off the boat (sort of, I stil have to go in at night and stand duty tomorrow... argh) so that I can learn to not crash a motorcycle and stuff. It's the equivalent of a week's vacation for me, though... oh the sweetness. Nothing much other than that, though I did miss a get together on Sunday that I can...
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Hey all... happy Jon's First Day Off Work in a Really Long Time, um, Day... shut up, it is too a holiday... so yeah, hung out at North Shore, then drove around a bit exploring and ended up at the beach rolling through numerous rocks and other sharp pointy things while body surfing (Sandy Beach, my ass). It was still fun though. I am left...
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xixax:
No worries about making it out tonight. I understand having to work. I'll let you know the next time we go out. It'll probably be within a week or so.
whitewidow:
Welcome to SG military
Kisses
Kisses
I am also training with the Las Vegas Roadrunners to run the LV marathon. They run every Sunday morning starting at Village Runner on Stephanie.
I just got back from the San Francisco marathon, my first. Hope we can meet up.