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Sunday Jan 30, 2005

Jan 30, 2005
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since no one had any jokes for saturday, i figured that i'd start off some on sunday from shows and movies.

the first one is from a monty python skit called "the worlds most deadly joke". unfortunatly, i don't understand german so i'll tell you the german's "deadly" joke.
"two peanuts were walking down the street, and one was a salted peanut."

the other joke is from pulp fiction.
"pappa tomato, momma tomato and baby tomato were walking down the street. baby tomato was lagging behind so pappa tomato went back, smashed baby tomato and said, "catch up""

sunday is turning out to be just like saturday, a nice lazy day except i helped the neighbors move a tv up some stairs, vacuumed my house and did the dishes. now i'm getting ready to make beefy-bean burrittos and some spanish rice.

hope you all had a wonderful weekend and i'll chat with you guys tomorrow night!

l8rz ARRR!!!
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
its_weaselle:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! salted peanut.......HAHAHAHHAHAHA! biggrin kiss miao!!
Jan 30, 2005
its_weaselle:
hmmmm....no update tonight? too busy? huh? huh? biggrin kiss
Jan 31, 2005

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