Man that whole Canibal theory is cool, but in my ind it has got holes. There are popular theories all over from Kali, to Arabic wordplay, to Hebrew. I believe the latter the most, as Shakespeare was openly referencing his Hebrew studies at this time of his writing. It's also a nice example of how the jews already controlled the entertainment industry.
I'm gonna have to buy a bigger bra. Like maybe a C cup, to fill this sucka.