kenyon

bit of a sickday for lil k. i'd use that as an excuse for the following, but chances are you know me better than that.
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1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with or had sex with?

the yuppie, you mean? i think it was jake.

2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?

black, bikini cut (and she's off to the races!).

3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?

i have to say i've thought about this a lot, and the truth is it's gotta be joni mitchell's "a case of you." same song i thought about walking down the aisle to during the period where i was engaged, but i realized that would be too sappy. at funerals, on the other hand, you can get away with murder.

4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?

pizza and ice cream. but both have to be really good quality. oh, and they can throw in a slice of that blowfish that's supposed to kill you, i've always wanted to try it.

5. Beatles or Stones?

i am simply not answering this one. the panties thing was bad enough.

6. If you HAD to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?

myself. cue the jonie mitchell.

7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?

my best friend's, frankly.

8. What is the thing most important to you (physical) about the preferred sex?

it'd be cool if they were on the attractive side, but i'm flexible.

9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?

hate is a strong word.

10. If you could have any super power what would it be?

the power to cure diseases.

11. Favorite hangover cure?

n/a

12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?

i assume just one, not sure though.

13. Favorite Song Lyric?

first thing that comes to mind is elliot smith's "condor ave"

14. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?

dark brown, if my record's an indicator

15. If you had to be blind or deaf?

in the context of SG, deaf, of course.

16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?

depression/anxiety/your basic cap

17. Siblings that should go to rehab?

n/a

18. Least favorite month?

on the east coast? february. it's a no-man's land out here.

19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?

i don't remember much until Karate Kid II. i'd forgotten my glasses and kept harrassing my best friend (the one whose problems i never want to hear again) about the plot. "is that the same guy from before? is that a fire? who set the fire??"

saw it again recently, and it was pretty awesome.

20. Favorite person in the whole world?

yes.

21. When's the last time you went on a date?

wait, do johns count?

22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?

a thoughtful mixture of the two.

23. Fall or spring?

fall. no, spring.

24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?

joe pool and his 3/4 sleeve italian blazers, gross.

25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?

angelina jolie. just kidding. for real: ursula leguin. i know she's a bit older, but i saw her give a reading in sf, and was instantly attracted.

26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?

don't plan to grow old.

27. Who is the person or persons you can count on the most?

my sweetheart.

28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age who would it be?

aldous huxley, during the brief period when he, as a young man, went blind and taught himself to type. then we could've sat next to each other and typed. or faced each other.

*mandatory reading=his famous essay "shooting an elephant."

29. What books have you pretended you've read?

grapes of wrath. i read it later, but for the highschool paper i had to write, i rented the movie.

30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?

mercy

31. Favorite drinking game?
n/a

32. What did you dream last night?

that i smashed my tv and computer and married a millionaire who bought me an island to house my new wardrobe.