so...i started working out like three weeks ago right? the girl i work out with is really awesome and we've been friends for like 7 or so years...problem is...she TALKS and TALKS...which is fun...but at some point, when i'm doing leg presses...i don't want to carry on a conversation!! on top of that...she weighs like 15 pounds less than me...which is a little disconcerting...i mean...i don't think i'm fat by any means....but...it is 15 pounds! the main differences between us are height (she's like three inches shorter), cup size (i'm a d, she's an a...maybe a b), ass size (i wear a 7, she wears a 3 or 4), and my legs and waist are bigger too...she's just a very very very tiny girl with ENORMOUS energy! it is a lot of fun though and i can already start seeing a change...my friend, who's a personal trainer, has been helping us out a bit and he says we should both look pretty fantastic by spring break (which is about two weeks away i guess)...and we should start looking even better about three weeks after that!!
onto a much more exciting subject...i finally broke down and hostessed one of those passion party things i talked about last month...and the girls i invited spent a metric shit ton of money!! (good news for me! i got free stuff!!) so we had the party on the 12th, it was awesome...the girls that came were great sports and had a lot of fun...once everyone was done ordering, the lady that brought all of the "accessories" *wink wink nudge nudge* pulled me into the back room and told me that they spent over $500!!! that entitled me to $50 off whatever i wanted, and an additional 25% off on my two most expensive items, AND two free gifts (i didn't get to pick them out, but they were pretty cool) - So anyway...i went to pick all the stuff people ordered today b/c they finally came in...and i'm on my way home with the ENTIRE passenger seat of my car filled with SEX TOYS!!! what's a girl to do?!?!?! and what's worse, is they're all sealed in private bags...little black bags with red hearts on them...the complete opposite of see through! so not only do i have a car full of sex toys...but i'm also imagining what they all may look like and/or do!! talk about torture!! it was terrible!! but either way...i get to play the sex toy fairy and go deliver all the toys to the good (and did i mention hot) girls that ordered them! YAY! today's gonna be awesome!!
onto a much more exciting subject...i finally broke down and hostessed one of those passion party things i talked about last month...and the girls i invited spent a metric shit ton of money!! (good news for me! i got free stuff!!) so we had the party on the 12th, it was awesome...the girls that came were great sports and had a lot of fun...once everyone was done ordering, the lady that brought all of the "accessories" *wink wink nudge nudge* pulled me into the back room and told me that they spent over $500!!! that entitled me to $50 off whatever i wanted, and an additional 25% off on my two most expensive items, AND two free gifts (i didn't get to pick them out, but they were pretty cool) - So anyway...i went to pick all the stuff people ordered today b/c they finally came in...and i'm on my way home with the ENTIRE passenger seat of my car filled with SEX TOYS!!! what's a girl to do?!?!?! and what's worse, is they're all sealed in private bags...little black bags with red hearts on them...the complete opposite of see through! so not only do i have a car full of sex toys...but i'm also imagining what they all may look like and/or do!! talk about torture!! it was terrible!! but either way...i get to play the sex toy fairy and go deliver all the toys to the good (and did i mention hot) girls that ordered them! YAY! today's gonna be awesome!!
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thedomfather:
Sounds Like Quite A Fantastic Day!!!!!!
ronintally:
I hope you have a great spring break. No running with scissors!!