kemicalphuture

SO I GO OUT WITH MY HOME BOYS TO A HOUSE PARTY OVER THE WEEK END, AND IM HAVING A REAL FUN TIME.
IM DRINKING RUM (the good puerto rican shit) & IM CHILLIN' WITH EL_Scootro. EVERYTHING IS COOL.
UNTILL:

ASSHOLE: "HEY MAN WHATS UP??(fake brooklyn acsent)
ME: "CHILLIN"
ASSHOLE: (with smile on his face)"MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS SHE KNOWS YOUR GIRL FROM WORK..."
ME: "THATS FUNNY...I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!"
ASSHOLE: "YEH WELL SHE WORKS WITH THIS GIRL....& AND MY GIRL SAYS YOUR S-T-R-A-N-G-E."
ME: (after long pause to count to ten) MAN....YOU JUST FUCKED UP MY WHOLE NIGHT.
EL SCOOTRO: OH NO.(probably thinking im gonna bust the bottle over his head...i wanted to, but why waste good rum!)
ASSHOLE: "OH IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU UPSET I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TALK SHIT"
ME: (THINKING) THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING SHIT.

I LET IT GO. CALLED MY X THE NEXT DAY. I WAS REAL NICE, THEN SHE STARTED YELLING AND SHIT..."I DONT KNOW ANYONE AT WORK THAT KNOWS YOU!!!!!" FROM HER REACTION SHE WAS PROBABLY IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF PEOPLE AND WAS PISSED CAUSE IT GOT BACK TO ME AND I PULLED HER CARD.
I TOLD HER TO "STOP TALKING SHIT!" AND HUNG UP.
POINT OF THIS STORY.
EVERYONE IN PITTSBURGH CAN SUCK THE CONTROVERSY OUT OF MY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOARD GUYS & GIRLS THAT DONT EVEN KNOW ME.
EVERY BODY WANNA START SHIT AND TALK SHIT...I DONT GET IT....IM "CRAZY" IM "STRANGE" (yall should keep that in mind before you get hurt!!!)
TRUTH IS.....I DO MORE POSITIVE AND CREATIVE SHIT THAN A LITTLE BIT.
MORE IN ONE WEEK THAN MOST OF THESE FOOLS HAVE DONE IN THEIR LIVES.....NO DOUBT!
LAME-OS!!!!!!!!!
SPREAD THE WORD.
NO MORE MISTA' "DONT SMAK EM' IN THE FACE"!


THIS IS WHAT ME AND MY FRIEND EROCK DID THIS WEEK END....WHILE THE HATERSBURGH RESIDENTS WERE TALKING SHIT!!!!




OK IM DONE BITCHING!!!! LUV YOU'S REALLY.