kemicalphuture

PARTYING WITH THESE GUYS WILL GET ME IN TROUBLE!





THESE ARE PHOTOS OF ME AND EL SCOOTRO DURRING A RALLY RACE OF PITTSBURGH'S GHETTOS.
WE GOT CAUGHT IN A CHEEBA SMOKE STORM AND GOT A FLAT ON OUR RIDE. WE'VE BEEN TRAPPED EVER SINCE.
(DONT COME GET US THE WEEDZ GOOD HERE!)


I WAS AT WORK DURING THE FULL MOON.
I WAS TALKING WITH SOME CHILDREN:

ME: IM NOT GOING OUT THIS WEEKEND!
4YR OLD: YOU GONNA BE BOARD!
ME: YOU THINK I SHOULD GO OUT?
4YR OLD: YEP.

SO I DID. AND SATURDAY I MET A NICE GIRL THATS THE SISTER OF A REAL OLD FRIEND. HAD A DATE THE NEXT DAY...IT WAS COOL. (?)
KIDS UNDERSTAND THE FAZES OF THE MOON. LISTEN TO THEM!



THIS IS WHAT GOOD GIRLS GET.....
THIS ONES FOR ME MUM.
SHE KEEPS ME FROM BUYING GUNS AND KILLING, AT LEAST 3 TIMES A YEAR. YOU SHOULD THANK HER FOR WORLD PEACE!
SHE DOSENT WANT THE JOB OFF KEEPING ME COOL ANY MORE.
SAYS I SHOULD GET A GIRLFRIEND. MOMZ KNOW BEST, I GUESS.

IM GONNA BE LATE FOR CLASS FUCKING AROUND ON HERE!
IM OUT.

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