I haven't gotten the balls to ask Russ Rankin about that whole marriage deal yet, so in the meantime I'm gonna go ahead and plan my wedding to this goon
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Me:"First you take the P, then you put it in the V, then you gotta leave the P in the V and make a B-A-B-Y!"
Him:"Really? That's gross."
In seriousness though, I really have wanted a baby lately. Unfortunately, I also want to drink lots of rum and smoke cigarettes and jump on trampolines and other things that are generally frowned upon when one is in the motherly way. So for the sake of our freedom and our imaginary baby's health, perhaps it is best to wait. And I also don't have the money for a post-delivery tummy tuck, so when that happens, maybe I'll reconsider
My time is almost over here maybe, but there might be a miracle man who has been nice enough to offer an extended stay. I won't say who he is, but he definitely knows who he is, and he was one of the first and awesomest people I befriended on here. I don't remember the exact message that we exchanged when I pressed the "request friendship" button, but I think it went something like "So why do you wanna be friends with me?" And I said "I don't know, but you look pretty awesome, so I thought it was a good choice" Well, my gut instincts were right, and sometimes you meet the coolest people in the world through nothing more than this crazy internet thing. Which makes said thing pretty damn awesome. 
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Me:"First you take the P, then you put it in the V, then you gotta leave the P in the V and make a B-A-B-Y!"
Him:"Really? That's gross."
In seriousness though, I really have wanted a baby lately. Unfortunately, I also want to drink lots of rum and smoke cigarettes and jump on trampolines and other things that are generally frowned upon when one is in the motherly way. So for the sake of our freedom and our imaginary baby's health, perhaps it is best to wait. And I also don't have the money for a post-delivery tummy tuck, so when that happens, maybe I'll reconsider
My time is almost over here maybe, but there might be a miracle man who has been nice enough to offer an extended stay. I won't say who he is, but he definitely knows who he is, and he was one of the first and awesomest people I befriended on here. I don't remember the exact message that we exchanged when I pressed the "request friendship" button, but I think it went something like "So why do you wanna be friends with me?" And I said "I don't know, but you look pretty awesome, so I thought it was a good choice
" Well, my gut instincts were right, and sometimes you meet the coolest people in the world through nothing more than this crazy internet thing. Which makes said thing pretty damn awesome. 
tiger_fodder:
I love the caption. I could so hear you say that. He is one lucky goon.
heroine:
Well if you submit a new set then you get to keep your account!