I am going to Reading Festival tomorrow. At approximately 6am GMT I will be bundled into a car and driven to a waterlogged field in which I will pitch a tent that will serve as my home for the next 4 nights. Artists include, Gogol Bordello, Interpol, Kings of Leon, Bloc Party, We Are Scientists, Eagles of Death Metal, The Young Knives, The Noisettes, Hot Hot Heat, Nine Inch Nails, CSS and New Young Pony Club. There will be alcohol by the gallon, people I have never met before and herds of Emos for me to mock.
In short, I am going to be having a much better time than you.
I will return on Monday.
I have a phone.
Below you will find some textual diarrhea I splurged whilst sat at my desk yesterday. Enjoy.
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I just don't buy into the sexist bullshit around which our society so often revolves, in fact I find it completely irritating. It fuels the stereotype fire that makes a mockery of both sexes and while I'd like to think we all go much deeper than that, sometimes I feel my office functions on these retarded principles:
Men like sport and sex and beer. To them women are a pain, one that must be endured for the purpose of sex, a necessary evil. Mutes are welcomed.
Women like handbags and shoes and gossip. To them men are a pain, but one that is necessary to bring love and validation into their sorry lives. They will complain about how their man is never what they want him to be.
For the purposes of marketing and humour these stereotypes may be exaggerated in the media, acting out conflict between genders instead of cooperation or even compromise. At other times, advertising campaigns and the like focus on our vanity and the importance of attracting the opposite sex. The media sends out mixed signals, leading to confusion between men and women's understanding of one another and often within ourselves.
God, I'm taking this too seriously I know, but when an idiot sends me an extensive list of rules to be followed by all women whilst the Rugby World Cup takes place I can't help myself. 13 points, 687 words serving to make simpletons of every man and woman on this Earth. But what else is to be expected from a man who thinks prejudice is spelt predigest?
Tosser.
In short, I am going to be having a much better time than you.
I will return on Monday.
I have a phone.
Below you will find some textual diarrhea I splurged whilst sat at my desk yesterday. Enjoy.
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I just don't buy into the sexist bullshit around which our society so often revolves, in fact I find it completely irritating. It fuels the stereotype fire that makes a mockery of both sexes and while I'd like to think we all go much deeper than that, sometimes I feel my office functions on these retarded principles:
Men like sport and sex and beer. To them women are a pain, one that must be endured for the purpose of sex, a necessary evil. Mutes are welcomed.
Women like handbags and shoes and gossip. To them men are a pain, but one that is necessary to bring love and validation into their sorry lives. They will complain about how their man is never what they want him to be.
For the purposes of marketing and humour these stereotypes may be exaggerated in the media, acting out conflict between genders instead of cooperation or even compromise. At other times, advertising campaigns and the like focus on our vanity and the importance of attracting the opposite sex. The media sends out mixed signals, leading to confusion between men and women's understanding of one another and often within ourselves.
God, I'm taking this too seriously I know, but when an idiot sends me an extensive list of rules to be followed by all women whilst the Rugby World Cup takes place I can't help myself. 13 points, 687 words serving to make simpletons of every man and woman on this Earth. But what else is to be expected from a man who thinks prejudice is spelt predigest?
Tosser.
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silverrevolver:
How on earth are you online?
tex13:
Well said, the media will never let the war between the sexes end.