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Wednesday Jun 06, 2007

Jun 6, 2007
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It's all over the tongues and tabloids of our nation and I am neither deaf nor blind.


My lovelies... Please. Give the Monster some credit. I do not, have not and will not watch Big Brother. I have no desire to and nor do I have the aerial facilities to do so. My information comes from the mouths and paper's of other's alone. You got me all wrong.

Moving on.

I have a new part time job. Come to the sea side, lay in the sun, hang out in bars and I will knead you with my tiny hands.

The coming weekend promises to be promising. A gig that will undoubtedly be filled with secret smiles. A reunion to warm the heart (and split the sides). A visit to The Shire and to the home I grew up in. A day and night to remember in London town. I like an adventure.



VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
bashster:
wow i like your big brother rant same here are we the only two in the uk that doesn,t watch it?????.I am sorry to gatecrash your journal but im in awe of your groovy gloves and your love of chav culture.I will send a friend request but when looking at my profile piccys don,t be scared i always look like that,remember disguising oneself is fun and sets you apart from the rest(or it makes you look like a pschopath)
Jun 9, 2007
padre:
no kidding monster i wouldnt have sex with him but i would make sure that he fucked my girlfriend
Jun 9, 2007

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