Doing crazy things with ones hair may not seem like anything special to the lucky girl (or boy) who is blessed with straight locks. For me, with my mane of curls, it is something of a miracle that I even thought of it, let alone seriously considered it, let alone actually do it.
Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to 'The Fringe'
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
Having thwarted the evil plans of 'The Forehead' I now feel thoroughly smug.
Another introduction must be made...
Please put your hands together for the evil 'Captain Sausage' (other names will be considered for those with more imagination than me)
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
In fact, he's not that evil at all. He's kinda cute and squishy. I think I'm in love
Edit: I have added my Amazon Wishlist to my profile. Buy me gifts and I will give sexual favours in return. Some call it prostitution, I call it mutual appreciation.
Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to 'The Fringe'
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
Having thwarted the evil plans of 'The Forehead' I now feel thoroughly smug.
Another introduction must be made...
Please put your hands together for the evil 'Captain Sausage' (other names will be considered for those with more imagination than me)
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
In fact, he's not that evil at all. He's kinda cute and squishy. I think I'm in love
![love](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/love.3be5004ff150.gif)
Edit: I have added my Amazon Wishlist to my profile. Buy me gifts and I will give sexual favours in return. Some call it prostitution, I call it mutual appreciation.
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Captain Sausage is great we should start a business up and sell them on ebay. damn it i feel Captain sausage is cooler then my monsters as for starters he has a name and secondly he is a pirate lol.