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Friday May 11, 2007

May 11, 2007
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I got Prince tickets



I got Prince tickets



Just in case you didn't catch that, I got Prince tickets today! He is the only short man in history to make me wanna grind the night away. That guy's got funk. And he's fucked Carmen Electra...

The mood was rather sullen in work today and I noticed some comments were tinged with racism, which I feel is totally uncalled for. I, however, am still floating on my idealistic cloud of travel and simple living.

Also, your sympathy is required. I am currently playing nurse maid to the worst case of man flu ever. Fact. In his defense he's not particularly demanding, I'm just not used to having to sympathise. My co-habitation/full time relationship skills are slowly improving though.

To conclude, I recommend checking out Oxy's blog. Belly laughing guaranteed!
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silverrevolver:
Having someone to gtake care of me when I'm sick is one of the things I miss most about cohabitation. Aside from that I'd rather sleep alone for awhile. If I told you what a serial monogomist I have been in my life, you'd probably gasp! biggrin
May 12, 2007
shadea:
Ah... That's always hard, and you deserve empathy.
Can you fake it at all?
That's the question!
I'm also happy to seduce you anytime...
XO
May 12, 2007

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