keithyboy20's SuicideGirls Blog

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This is seriously fucking creepy. I found this on the website of a comic I read and I think you should all check it out. It's pretty long, so give it a while. When you get to the end, you'll understand what I'm saying about it creeping the fuck out of me. ALso, when you get to the end, check the updates, too. There's...
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bluevalentine:

Its not real. creeeepy as fuck but not real

Nov 1, 2004

bluevalentine:

http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=95883

Nov 2, 2004

I want to be eaten
I want to be devoured
I want to be swalloed whole soul and all
I want to exist no more in your life
I want

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bondgirl:

Are you ok? I hope all is well.

PS. your fantasy is so deliciously fucked up.

Oct 29, 2004

wugglyump:

that sounds kinda hot

Oct 29, 2004

I won't be on here much for a while till I get up off my lazy ass and get the internet fixed in my house, so I'm sorry if I don't respond to your posts and journals. I don't like all of you any less, I'm just poor and can't get things fixed as quickly as I'd like.

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bailey:

my landlords dog lives under the porch...
tell her i said hi.

Oct 28, 2004

allycat_13:

Too much shit to read, sorry.

Oct 29, 2004

Instead of the usual update. I'm going to do something quite different. Here it is, my top 5 list of people that I want to shut the fuck up.

5. Oprah Winfrey. I'm sick of looking at you stretch and contract with your constant weight gain and loss plan. Further, your show sucks, your books suck more, and you do nothing to redeem television. Time...
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nopantsdave:

I submitted a help request to transfer ownership of the Monty Python Group to you....hope you are still up for taking it over.

Oct 19, 2004

daversion:

for some reason it seems like it has been more than 12 days since you updated...

UPDATE AHORA! or face the wrath of the

Oct 20, 2004

I hurt my shoulder and I'm in a pretty collosal ammount of pain. How's about a few comments to cheer me up, eh?

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rorschach:

Hope you feel better bro!

Oct 6, 2004

drifter:

Well.. look at it this way, at least you didnt poke your eye out, That would have been much worse

Oct 6, 2004

Ok, to start off, I'd like to say thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday.

You all really made my day, cause it otherwise sucked. I went out and hung aroudn with a few friends and saw RE2. There. That was my entire birthday. No drinking, presents, cake, not even a "Happy Birthday" from anyone that matters. Bah. The rest of the week...
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darklis:

"We got a great big CONVOY" It's been stuck in my FRIGGING head all day.

Sep 27, 2004

darkartist81:

Well, it sucks to hear you had a boring b-day. I just recently had to cheer up a friend on her Birthday. Took her to see a show. Nobody else seemed to care she was a year older. It sucks more and more each year, doesn't it?

Yeah, the thunder in Jedi did seem a bit odd.... But, I loved them putting Anakin from Episode III with obi and Yoda as spirits, at the end of Jedi.... Sooo cool. Great link between the old and new trilogies. Plus it got that old crusty Anakin out of my sights!!!

Sep 27, 2004

My brother says hello. So hooray for speech therapy. I'll do a real update tomorrow and I'll start commenting back. Sorry for being away so long, kids.

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darklis:

Horray for depends undergarments. Sorry.

Sep 21, 2004

cydcharisse:

Sep 22, 2004

Today, at work we were talking about prison, etc. and I came up with the greatest reason for being in jail. If I ever go and some guy comes up to me and asks me what I'm in for, I'm going to look him straight in the eye and calmly say "I'm just here till I roll doubles". I figure I'm such a wiseass, I'll...
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daversion:

dammit, i'm late... again.

happy burfday!

edit: happy belated birthday!

[Edited on Sep 13, 2004 1:39PM]

Sep 13, 2004

rosie_baby:

Hey just make sure you be nice to nurses in the infirmary, they could just let you rot in there. Can be just as bad. I would hate to see you drop the soap.

Sep 13, 2004

Since I work third shift and don't see much daylight, I'm sure a lot of you wonder why I don't have rickets. Well, I'll tell you. I take a multivitamin with vitamin d in it, and to break down said vitamin, I take a sunlight suppository. That's right, kiddies, I have sunlight shining out my ass.

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