keithislegend

so today im taking the day off work... because i am able to. lastnight was filled with too many drinks and drunken conversation.

so i stayed the night at my friends house lastnight... had an awesome sleep. i drank pint after pint of stout, so i knew id wake up with a huge headache like i normally do, but other than that i was fine. so i catch the bus to go back to my place (which is 30 mins away, and ive got this killer fucking headache, pop my ass in a chair on an empty bus, and before you know it, i start getting really hot. its super cold this morning, but im on the bus in a fucking t-shirt and still sweating. sure enough, this bus ride home had to be the rockiest ride ive ever had, shaking my stomach up. everytime the bus would stop, id be inches from vomiting all over the seat infront of me, then the bus stops, i catch a cool breeze on my forhead and we are good to go.... i get 2 stops away from my place... my phone rings in my pocket, and my vomit rang at the back of my throat, sure enough i get off at that stop, answer my phone, and just vomit my whole fucking stomach up right there, as my frined on the other end of the line is laughing his ass off at me. hahahahaah

BUT... the stop i got off at was right infront of a cop station. so a cop stops, asks me whats up and gives me a ride down the street to my house hahahaha. i just got up froma snooze and feel great. maybe ill bus back into town to work, and drink alllllll over again.