keith

"Its like bird songs or whale songs: we call them songs, but really theyre just sort of naturally-occurring noises without any real artistic intent. Birds will make birdsongs on their own without any musical training, and fat nerds just sort of fall together into metal bands like birds form flocks. I bet even if there were no other music on Earth, and the concept of music had never even been thought of by humanity, there would still be nerds forming heavy metal bands and writing heavy metal songs and nobody would give it any more thought than we give chirping birds."

- Dr. David Thorpe, "Your Band Sucks"