keith

You now have a forklift licence? Cool! Does it cover the different types of lifter and cover you for indoor and outdoor use? I'm not just being strange, my mate's licence recently expired and he'll need to pay a lot of money to be retested. He's suitably annoyed.

I'm going to see Ash next Monday and I'd like to ask a favour of you if I may. I'll be driving for about 2 1/2 hours to get to this gig and back and I hate changing CDs while driving as it's really distracting. Would you be able to suggest as many tracks as you can think of that I could burn into mix CDs for the journey please? You know what I like and I trust your judgment completely. You can then help me impress Aime (she'll be in charge of CD changing for the trip) with my flawless taste in music...

I'm also glad to see that you decided to stick around.

forklifts are the best for ripping down doors to bank vaults