Sunday May 07, 2006

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More late night comedy.

[I'm scratching my ass]
Rebecca: Do you need diaper rash cream?
Me: I don't have diaper rash.
Rebecca: There's nothing wrong with having diaper rash..
Me: I don't have diaper rash!
Rebecca: ...it gets sweaty and then irritated..
Me: I don't sweat.
Rebecca: Uh-huh.
Me: My body emits a fresh pine scent. Like a mountain spring.
Rebecca: ...where a sweaty deer is pooping.


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temper:
Exactly true.

I have a ferret-adventure-story coming up in my next journal entry, in case you have nothing to do in the next few days, or whenever I update. She even ended up behind bars! eeek

Yours is pretty hot too, just couldn't find a second one...
doctashock:
Only problem with the roomies so far is that me and the female get along a little "too" well, if you know what I mean. Nothing's happened yet, but it could easily turn into bad news realy quickly.

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