keegan

Some highlights from work this week:

This huge fucker came in to the club and I of course hustled him in the back...during song number three he started to squirm a little...I do alot of grinding so whenever they start squirming I'm always afraid they are going to blow their load so I asked if he was okay...his answer...I have a colostomy bag...I had been grinding on this weasel's shit pouch for the last ten minutes...

There are waaaaay to many girls at the club right now so tensions are...umm...very high...normally I keep to myself and stay out of any stripper drama but some of the new girls are driving me crazy...I've already threatened to knock two of them in their teeth.

Example of their professionalism:

I worked a private superbowl party with another girl which was a total shit show!!! We were being paid to dance from 6-7... the bitch was not ready when our manager picked us up so we were late getting to the event...and then she took another 45 minutes to get ready...then she decided she was not comfortable and refused to mingle/dance grrrrrrrrr!

One of the girls decided that it was her place to enumerate all the (false) reasons why I'm a terrible person to my best regular who is very generous and whom I actually do like...then had the nerve to deny everything when confronted about it.

Sorry to bitch ya'll but I'm going a little stir crazy here, cheer me up already!