kedavra

So, i'm pretty sick and I think someone should come take care of me.

Work has been insane, and I have about a week until my next day off. Its getting pretty stressful, I need to whip all my minions into shape. Or fire them.

Anyway, I decided to randomly look up my name on Urban Dictionary. I didn't think it would be so freakin spot on though, check it out:

Jo 165 up, 70 down love it hate it

the female version of Joe. Usually short for Joanna, Jolene, Josephine, and other such "Jo" names.

Usually arises in the form of a sassy, small (in stature) female.

Girls with this name tend to know where they are going in life. They love to have fun, but are always looking ahead at their goal. She knows what she wants, and she knows exactly how she is going to get it.

On the outside she has a tough shell and tries to be a badass, but deep down she is a hopeless romantic. She wants and can't wait to fall head over heels.

Perfect match: probably something that starts with an E, like Evan.

Pet peeves: things that start with Ts, like Tony's and Travis's