kedavra

Stolen from Issue <333

Anyone you'd bang right now?
perhaps

Does anyone of the opposite sex have the same name as you?
yeah

Ever been caught doing something illegal?
mhm

You watch The Simpsons right?
I used to when I had TV that functioned

Is there a girl that you would do absolutely everything for?
my sisters

Name something you dislike about the day you're having?
I woke up late. Bad start already

Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?
People I didn't know. I hate smoke

Are you dating the last person you talked to?
no

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
My older sister

Does anyone regularly - other than family - tell you they love you?
Nope.

Would you consider painting your bedroom purple?
No

Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
Forever 21

Are there any posters in your room?
One and I didn't put it there

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Yeah

What is stressing you out most right now?
That I have to find a new place to live. And a car. And I want to go back to school NOW

Have you ever lit a candle?
yes

What would you do if your spouse died?
I don't have a spouse

What is the closest thing to you that is striped?
Bathing Suit in my drawer

Have you ever owned your own car?
I've owned 2

Have you ever been so scared you couldn't move?
yeah. But that hasn't happened in awhile

What is the last thing you put into your mouth, other than food?
A fork

Have you ever dropped a baby while holding it?
I dropped my youngest sister. Don't tell anyone

Has anyone ever told you they want to have sex with you?
Yes

Have you ever eaten so much candy you thought you would die?
Halloween 1998

How many hoodies do you own?
Over 12

Do you actually wear every shirt in your drawers?
I try to because I don't have very many options.

Where is the closest trash can to you?
Below my desk here

Have you ever thrown up in that trashcan?
Nope

Have you ever dropped your phone in a pool?
No

Have you ever seriously thought you were going to marry someone and they broke your heart?
Nope

What did you last text someone saying?
That I don't want to sleep in anymore. Or something along those lines

Would you ever live in Hawaii?
Well I sure wouldn't complain

Have you ever burned yourself on a stove?
Yeah

What are you disgusted by?
gluttony

Have you ever made out with someone in a bathroom?
Yup

Have you ever won a contest?
I've won a few

What were you dressed up as for halloween last year?
I don't think I dressed up.. or at least, I don't remember

What is the weirdest thing you have ever said to someone?
I say a lot of weird things

When was the last time you had the hiccups?
I get them like everyday.

Do you actually have manners?
I do. But I am just as rude with my manners.

Have you ever punched your boyfriend/girlfriend?
No

Would you rather eat 10 spiders or die?
Spiders if they don't kill me

Have you ever met someone famous?
Yes

When you were a kid, did you like Barney?
Indeed I did

Do your parents approve of the music you listen to?
My dad and I like a lot of the same music.

You walk passed your ex, what do you say?
Hi

What's one thing that would instantly make you dislike a person?
They are obviously not being themselves

What are you wearing right now?
Black tank top and green underwear

Do you want to grow old with someone or be single forever?
I am still not totally sure about this. I think I would like to be happy with someone for a bit, but old people are grumpy

Do you want to start over with a special someone?
I want to start something new with someone new. Someday

What would you do if you were deadly ill lying in the hospital?
Be deadly ill and lying in the hospital.....

Your brother calls you and tells you he's in jail, what do you say?
"How the fuck did that happen??"

Have you ever let someone be your everything?
I have, and it let me forget about me

Could you forgive a boyfriend/girlfriend or friend who physically hurt you?
Never

Say something nice about the first person you kissed this year.
I really can't muster up anything.

Who introduced you to your ex boyfriend or girlfriend?
He introduced himself to me

What are three things you did today?
I went pee, I ate a bowl of oatmeal, and I did dishes

What do you think about players and cheaters?
not my thing

Are you an affectionate person?
not really, no.

What is one thing you would love to happen tomorrow?
to not go into work. I want a day to myself

What was the first thing that happened when you woke up?
I was angry I woke up so late. I go into work late but now I couldn't even tell because I wasted time sleeping

Last person to call you beautiful or stunning?
Someone in chat? haha

Have your past mistakes made you wiser?
yeah I'd say so

Are you happy with the decisions you make?
Lately I am not

Last thing you spent money on?
Gas

Are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/girlfriends?
I don't know

Would you marry for money?
That would definitely be a plus, hahahaha

Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
Yeah

Does anyone hate you?
Most likely, but I don't give a fuck

Is your best friend single?
No. All my best friends are married. Except one

Are you single?
Yes

Do you talk a lot?
I'm chatty around certain people

Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?
I wouldn't say annoy...

Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
I don't think I do...

What's the stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?
Ran it over

Did you go out or stay in last night?
Stay in.

Any piercings?
yes

Is a best friend pissing you off at the moment?
not right now

Do you have any plans for tomorrow?
Work.

Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
Maybe

Where's your ex?
Who knows

Miss anyone you shouldn't?
Nope