Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
yea and then the piercer told me my lip wasn't symetrical and i punched him in the face. well in my head thats what i did.
Does a kiss make you feel better?
it feels a lot better to go far passed a kiss. WHORE.
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
yes. but a better story is the time my mom kicked me awake in the doorway of my room as i was dressed as a pirate still clutching my sword.
Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
before. you gotta let that shit warm up bitches.
What did you do today?
hung my laundry up to dry in the backyard because our dryer is out...which catapuled us to a new stage of white trash.
Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?
thats dumb. you're dumb.
Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?
sometimes it feels that way.
Have you ever thought about your death?
"are you suicidal?" "only in the morning"
Ever been in love?
"WHAT IS LOVE? baby don't hurt me...don't hurt me..no more" *shakes head violently side to side*
Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
i have an attention span issue.
What is your favorite sport?
i don't like sports but i love athletes
What color is your shower curtain?
black. LIKE MAH SOUL.
Have you ever had stitches?
yea in my back..and than i tore them out at the gym thinking i was cool. LISTEN TO YOUR DOCTORS KIDS.
Did you believe that boys/girls had cooties?
i'm not even going to dignify that with a response. "later cunts"
Do you know how to use chop sticks?
shit yes. I have a pair in my purse right now...i steal strange things.
Lyrics stuck in your head?
"looook at me I' m sandra dee...lousy with virginity"
Do you like the Red Sox or Yankeess?
The mets. because jon stewart likes the mets and i like jon stewart.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Work. school. masturbate. sleep. repeat.
Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?
jon stewart. WHY JON? WHY?
Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
dude. i'm hanging my clothes out in the backyard...and i took cold showers for a week...nigga give me some money.
Have you ever run over an animal?
"then i saw a bag floating across the freeway..AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FULL OF BUNNIES SO I SWERVED."
What is your favorite cereal?
cinnimon life...I like my life with a little cinnimon
Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter?
i don't like oreos...but if did i would. I practically inject myself with peanut butter . YEA DOG. INTRAVENOUS PEANUT BUTTER.
What are you doing right at this moment?
drinking sleepy tea...in about an 1 1/2 i'll fall asleep...which means in 2 hr 15 min i'll be screaming bloody murder. AS PER USUAL
Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
your moms right. RIGHT IN MY BED.
Where's your favorite place to be?
strand books...newyork,newyork.
What's your favorite song?
the one your mom wrote..about being in my bed.
Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
my problem with this question is coffee and alcohol are about the only thing i drink. period.
Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
you're an asshole .
Have you ever been skinny dipping?
pfft. yea.
Have you ever been arrested?
nah man. i just got threatened.
Do you dream in black and white?
i dream in hd.
Do you talk in your sleep?
only about your mom.
Do you snore?
no i heard i sleep quite quietly when I'm not you know...screaming.
Are you a redneck?
my brother just described our lives as "a mixture of the munsters and the beverly hillbillies
Funniest thing you heard all day?
*see above*
Have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face?
bugs don't normally bite on your face..there isn't enough blood flow..so basically if someone told you that happend it was a zit and they need to get over it and stop lying. LIAR.
What are you afraid of?
being stuck in california my whole life
yea and then the piercer told me my lip wasn't symetrical and i punched him in the face. well in my head thats what i did.
Does a kiss make you feel better?
it feels a lot better to go far passed a kiss. WHORE.
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
yes. but a better story is the time my mom kicked me awake in the doorway of my room as i was dressed as a pirate still clutching my sword.
Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
before. you gotta let that shit warm up bitches.
What did you do today?
hung my laundry up to dry in the backyard because our dryer is out...which catapuled us to a new stage of white trash.
Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?
thats dumb. you're dumb.
Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?
sometimes it feels that way.
Have you ever thought about your death?
"are you suicidal?" "only in the morning"
Ever been in love?
"WHAT IS LOVE? baby don't hurt me...don't hurt me..no more" *shakes head violently side to side*
Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
i have an attention span issue.
What is your favorite sport?
i don't like sports but i love athletes
What color is your shower curtain?
black. LIKE MAH SOUL.
Have you ever had stitches?
yea in my back..and than i tore them out at the gym thinking i was cool. LISTEN TO YOUR DOCTORS KIDS.
Did you believe that boys/girls had cooties?
i'm not even going to dignify that with a response. "later cunts"
Do you know how to use chop sticks?
shit yes. I have a pair in my purse right now...i steal strange things.
Lyrics stuck in your head?
"looook at me I' m sandra dee...lousy with virginity"
Do you like the Red Sox or Yankeess?
The mets. because jon stewart likes the mets and i like jon stewart.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Work. school. masturbate. sleep. repeat.
Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?
jon stewart. WHY JON? WHY?
Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
dude. i'm hanging my clothes out in the backyard...and i took cold showers for a week...nigga give me some money.
Have you ever run over an animal?
"then i saw a bag floating across the freeway..AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FULL OF BUNNIES SO I SWERVED."
What is your favorite cereal?
cinnimon life...I like my life with a little cinnimon
Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter?
i don't like oreos...but if did i would. I practically inject myself with peanut butter . YEA DOG. INTRAVENOUS PEANUT BUTTER.
What are you doing right at this moment?
drinking sleepy tea...in about an 1 1/2 i'll fall asleep...which means in 2 hr 15 min i'll be screaming bloody murder. AS PER USUAL
Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
your moms right. RIGHT IN MY BED.
Where's your favorite place to be?
strand books...newyork,newyork.
What's your favorite song?
the one your mom wrote..about being in my bed.
Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
my problem with this question is coffee and alcohol are about the only thing i drink. period.
Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
you're an asshole .
Have you ever been skinny dipping?
pfft. yea.
Have you ever been arrested?
nah man. i just got threatened.
Do you dream in black and white?
i dream in hd.
Do you talk in your sleep?
only about your mom.
Do you snore?
no i heard i sleep quite quietly when I'm not you know...screaming.
Are you a redneck?
my brother just described our lives as "a mixture of the munsters and the beverly hillbillies
Funniest thing you heard all day?
*see above*
Have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face?
bugs don't normally bite on your face..there isn't enough blood flow..so basically if someone told you that happend it was a zit and they need to get over it and stop lying. LIAR.
What are you afraid of?
being stuck in california my whole life
Seems like the only good thing that comes out of Whittier are sarcastic mofo's. Took me years to escape that spot. lol